The Cannonball Run (1981)
Farrah Fawcett: Pamela
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Quotes
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[finding the men's room locked, Van Helsing follows Pamela into the women's room]
Pamela Glover : Wait a minute, you can't come in here.
Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing : Madam, not to be indelicate but in my profession; if you've seen one, you've see them all.
Pamela Glover : Oh, okay.
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Pamela Glover : Are you one of those volleyballers?
J.J. McClure : Cannonballers. No.
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Mr. Foyt : Terrorists, my dimpled ass! These people make terrorists look like the Sisters of Charity! These guys are Cannonballers!
Pamela Glover : What is that? A bowling team?
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Pamela Glover : I can't believe this is happening to me. This is not a joke any more. I'm being kidnapped.
J.J. McClure : Well, you can call it kidnapping if you want to be rude.
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[At the Portofino Inn, Victor, in his Captain Chaos persona, saves a woman's dog from drowning in the bay and is hailed a hero, but J.J. is furious, as his selfless act cost him and J.J. the championship win]
Victor Prinsi : [as Captain Chaos] J.J., I saved that woman's dog.
J.J. McClure : [furious] Victor! We could've won that race! Do ya understand what I'm telling you? We could've won it!
Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing : You understand that? You had to go and pull that stupid stunt.
Pamela Glover : He's right, Victor.
J.J. McClure : We are sick of Captain Chaos. We are so sick of Captain Chaos that we could throw up. So you know what, Victor? There's not gonna be anymore Captain Chaos.
[grabs and rips the mask off Victor's head, yells]
J.J. McClure : NO MORE! Ya see what I'm telling you? NO MORE!
[snatches Victor's cape and slams it to the ground]
J.J. McClure : No more Captain Chaos, EVER! Now, what do ya think of that?
[crowd laughs as Victor seemingly feels broken-hearted over J.J.'s act of poor sportsmanship]
Victor Prinsi : I don't care, because...
[changes into a new superhero persona with an American Flag-like mask and cape]
Victor Prinsi : ... I've always wanted to be... Captain USA! Da-Da-DUM!
[J.J. and the racers laugh]
Victor Prinsi : It's a dirty job, but somebody's got to do it!
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[the racers, all neck and neck, are approaching the finish line, with Mad Dog and Batman in the lead]
Mad Dog : We got 'em!
Batman : We got 'em!
[Suddenly, a car gets in the way, forcing Mad Dog & Batman's GMC truck to skid to a 180° stop. Bradford and Shakey's motorcycle slips and skids]
J.J. McClure : [screams] LOOK OUT!
[J.J. and Victor's ambulance and all the other cars come to a screeching halt]
J.J. McClure : [yells] Okay, it's a foot race!
Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing : I've got the card!
J.J. McClure : No, gimme that, Doc! Come on, it's a foot race!
[All the racers storm out and begin running to the finish line to see who can be the first to punch out at the time clock and win the race]
Victor Prinsi : Have no fear! Chaos is here! DA-DA-DUM!
J.J. McClure : [hands Victor the time card] Take it and win, Captain!
Pamela Glover : Come on, Chaos! You can do it!
[as Victor and Marcie sprint, J.J. jumps on the other racers, tackling them to the ground]
Doctor Nikolas Van Helsing : Does anyone need medical attention?
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Pamela : You know what I like best about trees?
A. F. Foyt : No, what?
Pamela : That you can lie under them on a moonlit night with the breeze blowing and ball your brains out.
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Pamela : Almost everything I wear is pink.
Victor Prinzim : Everything? Even...
[looks down toward groin]
Pamela : Oh, I don't wear any.
Victor Prinzim : You don't?
Pamela : Uh-uh.