Private Lessons (1981)
Eric Brown: Philly
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Quotes
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Sherman : Did you touch 'em?
Philly : What?
Sherman : Her knockers! Did you touch them?
Philly : Well, sort of.
Sherman : What do you mean, sort of? Did you or didn't you?
Philly : Well, eh, not with my hands, with my elbows.
Sherman : Doesn't that get broads hot? Touching their knockers, even with your elbows?
Philly : I don't know?
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Philly : If you're gonna get a new job, you're gonna have to have a letter of reference, from my father.
Mallow : Well, your father might not think I've been working long enough.
Philly : I didn't mean for him to write it. But, I know what he'd say if he knew you as well as I do: She was passionate about her household duties.
Mallow : And she kept things well in hand!
Philly : She gave everything she had to her employer.
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Mallow : Would you like to join me?
Philly : Would I like to what?
Mallow : Take a bath with me.
Philly : You mean, in there? With you? Right now?
Mallow : Why don't you try it. Maybe you'll like it.
Philly : Well, eh, I probably wouldn't even fit in there.
Mallow : Oh, yes you would! I promise.
Philly : You mean you want me to take off all my clothes and everything?
Mallow : Do you usually wear them when you take a bath?
Philly : No, not usually.
Mallow : Oh, come on, Philly. I won't even look.
Philly : I-I don't know.
Mallow : Come on, it will be an adventure!
Philly : Well, alright.
Mallow : Good.