Student Bodies (1981)
Sara Eckhardt: Patti
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Quotes
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[a blind man and a man in a wheelchair are arguing over the only handicapped parking space]
Charles Ray : Hey, man, that's my parking space! Can't you see I'm blind?
Wheels : Hey, I'm more handicapped than you! I can't even make love to a woman.
Charles Ray : I can never find one! Now move it!
[Patti pulls in and steals the space]
Wheels : Hey, that's our parking spot!
Patti : Great physical beauty can be a handicap, too.
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Patti : [seeing a disguised Toby at the big dance] I'm telling you that's her. She's after my crown.
Scott : I'll go up to her and dance with her. If I don't get a hard-on, it'll be Toby for sure.
Mr. Dumpkin : [Toby pulls Hardy in for a long passionate kiss which draws a lot of attention including a very sweaty Mr. Dumpkin who wrings out his hankerchief] Horseheads. Horseheads.
Scott : [pulls himself back to Patti] That's not her.
Patti : That's *not* Toby Badger.