Creepshow (1982)
Leslie Nielsen: Richard Vickers (segment "Something To Tide You Over")
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Quotes
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Richard Vickers : It's Showtime!
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Harry : Richard! I'm gonna get you! You hear me, Richard? YOU HEAR ME, RICHARD? I'm going to get you f...
[a wave washes over his head, cutting him off abruptly]
Richard Vickers : You've gotta hold your breath there, Harry. You've gotta hold your breath!
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[after Harry buries him in sand]
Richard Vickers : Oh I can hold my breath for a long, long time!
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Richard Vickers : Come on Harry, the maiden fair waits for her knight in shining corduroy.
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Richard Vickers : I'll shoot you dead!
Harry : You can't shoot us dead, Richard...
Becky : ...because we're already dead!
Harry : We want to see you, Richard. We dug a hole for you, Richard...
Becky : ...on the beach!
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Richard Vickers : [after swatting away a crab near Harry's head] Found a friend, Harry? I'm just wild about Harry, and Harry's wild about me!
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Harry : [Richard has jammed his foot in the doorway] That may work on TV, mister, but I can bench-press three hundred pounds. You better get your foot out of the way, or you're gonna lose half of it!
Richard Vickers : Don't call me "mister". You know damn well who I am.
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Richard Vickers : If you kill me then you will never know what happened to Becky and believe me, lover boy, you want to know.
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Richard Vickers : Wentworth! I suggest you get out of here! May I remind you, dear boy, I have the gun!