Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982)
Sonny Carl Davis: Businessman
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Quotes
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Businessman : It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Brad Hamilton : Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!
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Brad Hamilton : Yes, sir, can I help you?
Businessman : Uh, yes, this is not the best breakfast I've ever had and I'd like my money back.
Brad Hamilton : Uh, okay, I believe you have to fill out a form for that.
Businessman : Uh, no, I'd like my money back now.
Brad Hamilton : I'm sorry, it doesn't work that way. You see, I have to fill out a form and--
[looks down at the half-eaten breakfast]
Brad Hamilton : --well, you ate most of it, already, so...
Businessman : [points at the 100% Guaranteed sign] You see that sign? It says "100 % Guaranteed". You know what the meaning of "guarantee" is? Did they teach you that here?
Brad Hamilton : Sir, I...
Businessman : Look, just put your little hand back into the cash register and give me my two dollars and seventy-five cents back, please...
[looks at Brad's name tag]
Businessman : ... Brad.
Brad Hamilton : Sir, if you'd just give me a minute, I'll find the forms. I'll take care of everything.
[gets down to search under the counter]
Businessman : I don't have a minute. You made me late enough. I am so tired of dealing with incompetence.
[coming out of the restroom, Arnold hears the angry customer and goes back in]
Businessman : It says "100 % Guaranteed", you moron!
Brad Hamilton : [jumps up angrily] MISTER, IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP, I'M GONNA KICK ONE HUNDERED PERCENT OF YOUR ASS!
[hearing the commotion, Dennis immediately appears]
Dennis Taylor : Uh, is there a problem here? Can I help you, sir?
Businessman : You bet you have a problem. Your employee here threatened me with violence. I'm surprised. I eat here, all the time, and I usually get good service until today. All I wanted was money back on this breakfast. It was a little undercooked and he threatens me with violence. Now, I'm going to speak to your supervisor...
Dennis Taylor : [holds up a hand to stop him] Uh, I can take care of this. Mr. Hamilton, did you threaten this customer with violence or use profanity in any way?
Brad Hamilton : Well, he insulted me, first. He called me a moron, Dennis.
Dennis Taylor : Answer me! Did you threaten this customer with violence or use profanity in any way?
Brad Hamilton : Yes!
Dennis Taylor : You're fired.
[to the customer, who smiles happily at Brad]
Dennis Taylor : I'm sorry, sir, I'll refund your money, right now.
[Brad angrily takes off his hat and apron and storms towards the exit]
Dennis Taylor : Hope you won't hold this against us. You know how kids are, these days. Here we are. Perhaps another breakfast?
Brad Hamilton : [slams his hand on the men's restroom door] I hope you had a hell of a piss, Arnold!