Goin' All the Way! (1981)

Dan Waldman: Artie Mulligan

Quotes 

• Candy Hardin : Hi Artie!

  Artie Mulligan : Oh... hi, Candy.

  Candy Hardin : Did you have a nice weekend?

  Artie Mulligan : Yeah I did, I did... how about you?

  Bronk : She had a great weekend, Mulligan. Eat your hearts out, jerkoffs.

• Reggie Weis : Come on, did you or didn't you?

  Artie Mulligan : Did I what?

  Reggie Weis : You know what I'm talking about...

  Artie Mulligan : I don't want to talk about it, Reggie.

  Reggie Weis : Oh, terrific, another blue ball weekend. How many does that make now? Hey you guys, Artie Mulligan's got blue balls!

  Artie Mulligan : Hey get outta here, Reg! What do you think? Monica's a nice girl!

  Reggie Weis : Oh, yeah yeah, and you're a nice guy, huh?

  Artie Mulligan : I was until I started hanging out with you, anyway...

• Monica Carr : I wouldn't be surprised if he took her to that motel. I wouldn't put it past him.

  Artie Mulligan : So what if he did? It's not such a big deal.

  Monica Carr : Artie, why are we here?

  Artie Mulligan : I got us a room.