- The Well: Patience is a virtue. Patience brings good luck. It is seldom found in humans, and *never* in a duck!
- Daffy Duck: You wasted a wish! I wish that burrito was stuck on your big dumb nose!
- Speedy Gonzales: [The burrito appears on his nose] Help! Get it off. I can't breathe nothing but burrito!
- Daffy Duck: Well Sam, it looks like we'll have to use your wish to get the burrito off his nose. It's the only humane thing to do. Sam? Sam?
- Yosemite Sam: Too late, Duck, I already wished for a pirate ship. After I sinks a certain pesky rabbit, I'll come back and pick you up!
- Yosemite Sam: Set'er down. Set'er down here!
- [Taz drops the cannon, causing it to fire at Sam's face]
- Yosemite Sam: Ooh! I'll shiver his timbers and I'll baton his hatch and keel-haul his kuppers!
- Yosemite Sam: Ooh, that rackin' frackin' rabbit. I'd like to stretch him on a rackin' frackin' wrack.