The Osterman Weekend (1983)
Craig T. Nelson: Bernard Osterman
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Quotes
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Bernard Osterman : The truth is just a lie that hasn't been found out.
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[the Motorcycle Cop pulls Osterman over]
Bernard Osterman : What's the trouble?
Motorcycle Cop : Can I see your license, please?
Bernard Osterman : Yeah, I wasn't speeding though. I've given that up. You know I've cut, I've cut way back on speeding. I've cut, cut it way down.
Motorcycle Cop : Yeah I thought that was you, you write for TV, don't ya?
Bernard Osterman : Yeah that's me. Yeah I'm, I'm on my way to catch a plane though, right.
Motorcycle Cop : Oh, don't worry, you'll make it. I like your stuff, Mister Osterman. Only sometimes I think you tend to be a little strident, ya know.
Bernard Osterman : Strident? Are you giving me a ticket for strident writing are you? That means the death penalty for Beverly Hills parking violations is coming back too, huh?
Motorcycle Cop : [smiles] Have a nice day.
Bernard Osterman : Yeah.
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Bernard Osterman : I'm still wondering how we got into this mess.
John Tanner : It's called being programmed.