- Christine Ramsey: Jordan thinks that length is the most important. What do you think?
- Betsy: I think width.
- Christine Ramsey: Why width?
- Betsy: Because Jordan thinks length.
- Birdie Fallmouth: [Jordan is riding a horse with her top open until another girl rides over and pulls Jordan's top off completely, leaving her topless] That's the finest example of bareback riding I've ever seen.
- Jordan Leigh-Jenson: Do you have any of that gaudy nail polish? I want to do my toes. I just don't feel dressed until my toes are done. What's this color called?
- Christine Ramsey: Naked Pink.
- [first lines]
- Christine Ramsey: "Her nipples now so erect they seem to reach out for him. Then, in one quick movement, he took her full inside his mouth." Listen to this.
- Jordan Leigh-Jenson: Ms. Copoletta, eh, which do think is the most important in a penis - length or width?
- Ms. Copoletta: Well, I don't think that we have the time to get into that today.
- [class laughs]
- Ms. Copoletta: I mean, we don't have the time today to talk about that.
- Bubba: You just make yourself comfortable. Take off your shoes! Or any other tight, binding articles of clothing. And I'll mix you that drink.
- Miss Dutchbok: [final lines] I shall miss your shining faces, even as you go forth to fulfill your bright promise. And now I shall yield the floor to Miss Newhouse, who, for reasons I don't pretend to understand, has been elected to make the farewell remarks on behalf of the graduates.
- Betsy: Sunny days. Sunny days. Thank you, Miss Dutchbok. On behalf of the entire graduating class, I'd like to thank you for all you've done for us. No, you won't be seeing our shining faces anymore. Here's something you can always remember us by. Ready, girls?
- Betsy, Christine Ramsey, Jordan Leigh-Jenson, Rita, School Girl, School Girl, School Girl, School Girl: Graduation, Cherryvale! You won't forget us soon! Sunny days ahead of us! We leave behind this moon!
- Bubba: [clapping in the audience] Way to go!
- Betsy: I'm gonna give Bubba another chance.
- Christine Ramsey: After what he did?
- Betsy: What the hell. If I'm gonna forgive Bubba you can forgive Jim. Compared to Bubba Jim's a saint.
- Christine Ramsey: Compared to Bubba anybody's a saint.
- Christine Ramsey: Bets, have you ever really done it, all the way?
- Betsy: Well, yes and no.
- Christine Ramsey: Wha'd you mean yes and no? Don't you know?
- Betsy: Bubba says we did it once and it was very good for both of us, but I was passed out I don't remember a thing.
- Christine Ramsey: Well, it's not gonna be like that for me. What else does Bubba say?
- Betsy: He says that I had three orgasms, that I begged him for mercy, and that I've never seen a man so well endowed.
- Christine Ramsey: Well is he?
- Betsy: Is he what?
- Christine Ramsey: Is he well endowed?
- Betsy: I don't really know. I mean not first hand. Just from what Bubba tells me.
- Arcade Voice: [playing a game called "The Big Score"] Hey, big boy. Think you're man enough to score with me?
- Jim Green: I am, if Bubba is.
- Arcade Voice: Oops, sorry, tonight I gotta wash my hair.
- Jim Green: What?
- [Bubba and Roy laugh hysterically]
- Jordan Leigh-Jenson: [watching Chris and Jim dancing] She's such a nothing. I just don't what he sees in her.
- Rita: I like to see you get a guy as good as Jim.
- Jordan Leigh-Jenson: Why not Jim?
- Rita: You couldn't! He's in love with Chris.
- Jordan Leigh-Jenson: But Chris is no competition. Tomorrow is riding class, I begin my campaign.
- Christine Ramsey: Where are you going?
- Betsy: The stables. She's give us so much horse shit, it's only fair that we give some back.
- Miss Dutchbok: [walks in with a group of older ladies] Go right ahead with your class, Ms. Copoletta. We'll just stand here for a tiny moment.
- Ms. Copoletta: Yes, of course, Miss Dutchbok. Thank you. Now then, during sexual intercourse, the male undergo certain biological changes which causes the organ to become erect. And after a short length of time, the male organ releases its fertile cargo...
- Miss Dutchbok: Thank you very much, Ms. Copoletta. That was - very stimulating. Come, ladies, lets go to lunch. We have a lovely lunch in the cafeteria. We're having chicken!
- Christine Ramsey: It isn't perfect. It just isn't. And I'm not feeling romantic like I thought I would.
- Jim Green: You're not? Well, what are you feeling?
- Christine Ramsey: Nauseous.
- Jordan Leigh-Jenson: Go ahead, feel it. Go ahead, feel it! Well, what do you think? Tight as a drum, right?
- Jordan Leigh-Jenson: Why am I so unattractive to men? I know! My breasts! Would you call these breasts firm? Or do you think they're saggy?
- Christine Ramsey: I'd like to buy some condoms.
- Drug Store Clerk: Yeah. Well, let's see. We have these on sale this week. This is three dozen for $5.99.
- Christine Ramsey: I'll take them.
- Drug Store Clerk: However, I don't know if I'd trust them. They've been on the shelf for quite some time. Now, we have this new product here. These are multicolored and ribbed.
- Christine Ramsey: Oh, that'll be just fine.
- Drug Store Clerk: No, I don't think so. I don't think you'd want anything that tawdry, do you? Or, do you?
- Coach Whelan: Alright! First we're gonna give 'em cheer number 69: Rickety-Rackety. Alright, girls? Alright!
- Jim Green: So here we are in the most romantic place in the world, and here you are with the most romantic guy in the world. Take me. Take me and do with me what you will. Ravage me. Are you feeling romantic now, my darling?
- Christine Ramsey: What I'm feeling is drunk and scared. And like I'm gonna toss my cookies any second.
- Jordan Leigh-Jenson: Look what you've done! My clothes are ruined!
- Bubba: Take them off! All of them!
- Mr. Flugel: What class are you in?
- Ms. Copoletta: I'm not in any class. I'm a teacher here.
- Mr. Flugel: Whaddya teach?
- Ms. Copoletta: Sex education.
- Mr. Flugel: What?
- Ms. Copoletta: Sex education.
- Mr. Flugel: Sex education? That's my favorite subject!