- Marquis of Caterhan: Inconsiderate, that's what I call it, distinctly inconsiderate.
- Lady Eileen 'Bundle' Brent: People have to die somewhere.
- Marquis of Caterhan: Well they don't need to die in my house.
- Lady Eileen 'Bundle' Brent: Lots of people have, masses of stuffy old great grandfathers and grandmothers.
- Marquis of Caterhan: That's quite different. Of course I expect family to die here. But I do object to strangers!
- Marquis of Caterhan: Eh, everything's last words. Your grandfather said 'Pass the mustard,'and off he went just like that!
- Supt. Battle: Gentlemen that have no sense of humor take themselves too seriously, and that leads to mischief.
- Marquis of Caterhan: Mind you, I always thought if God made women to play golf, he'd have made them different.
- Marquis of Caterhan: You really shouldn't go about shooting people, you know. They don't like it. I dare say some of them richly deserve it, but it only leads to trouble in the end.
- Bill Eversleigh: Bundle! You're alive?
- Lady Eileen 'Bundle' Brent: Of course I'm alive.
- Bill Eversleigh: Well, how long have you been? I mean when did you come to?
- Lady Eileen 'Bundle' Brent: About five minutes ago.
- Bill Eversleigh: Why didn't you open your eyes or say something?
- Lady Eileen 'Bundle' Brent: I didn't want to. I was enjoying myself. Listening to all those nice things you were saying. You will never say them so nicely again. You'll be too beastly self conscious.
- Countess Radzsky: The crimial, he had an evil voice. The other one was cultured, English, a gentleman I think. He was swearing a lot.
- Supt. Battle: Clearly a gentleman.