'Allo 'Allo! (1982–1992)

Kenneth Connor: Monsieur Alfonse

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Quotes 

• Monsieur Alfonse : Perhaps Madame Edith will make me the happiest man alive...

  René : I thought you wanted to marry her?

• [repeated line] 

  Monsieur Alfonse : Oh, my dicky ticker!