- Stepmother: She's just Cinderella. She's nothing but a nothing.
- Prince Henry: As they say, madam, it takes one to know one.
- Cinderella: Do you know anything about kissing?
- Prince Henry: Yes. I'm almost certain it has something to do with the lips.
- Prince Henry: I don't even know her name.
- King: You don't even know her name? What have you been calling her all this while, "Hey, you"?
- Cinderella: Fairy godmother, where are you? It's not fair. It's all just a cruel joke. I don't like your sense of humor anymore. I'm hopelessly in love and I'll never see him again. I wish there'd never been any magic and I wish you had never come here, because then I would never have known what I was missing. I love you, Prince Henry.
- [referring to the glass slipper]
- Prince Henry: It's a perfect fit. I've found my princess.
- Cinderella: Thank you, I've been looking for that everywhere.
- [takes out the other slipper]
- Arlene: She cheated!
- King: What a beautiful lady. Well, are you going to introduce me?
- Prince Henry: We're dancing, Father.
- King: So? I'm the king, introduce me.
- Cinderella: I've heard so much about you.
- Prince Henry: Can you come back again later? Please?
- King: All right... No need to get huffy.
- Cinderella: I'm sorry I didn't recognize you.
- Prince Henry: That's all right. In fact, it's quite refreshing. I get tired of being recognized all the time. Of course, it's hard to stay anonymous when your face is on all the money.
- [after having transformed the step-mother and step-sisters into rabbits]
- Fairy Godmother: I've been wanting to do that for a long time.
- Fairy Godmother: Honey, where are your glass slippers?
- Cinderella: Oh, Fairy Godmother, something terrible happened. I was kicking the stones as I was walking down the cobbleway...
- Fairy Godmother: What?
- Cinderella: [Whips out the glass slippers] Gotcha!
- King: Say you'll marry the girl who fits this slipper.
- Prince Henry: Oh, that's a wonderful idea!
- King: Of course. I'm the king.
- Bertha: That's such a gorgeous dress! Where did you have it made?
- Cinderella: Oh, it's just something I poofed together.
- Prince Henry: Poofed?
- Cinderella: Did I say poofed? Oh, I meant put together.
- Arlene: Ohhh Mother, this hurts!
- Stepmother: I told you, Arlene, that glass slipper is supposedly VERY tiny. YOU HAVE GOT TO SHRINK THOSE FEET!
- Bertha: You know something? I think I may have lost a glass slipper. YES, I'M ALMOST POSITIVE!
- Royal Adviser: My feet are killing me.
- Prince Henry: And their feet are killing me. If I see one more fallen arch I'll scream.
- Cinderella: But Fairy Godmother, isn't it a little cruel to turn them into rabbits?
- Fairy Godmother: They'll be back to normal at midnight.
- Prince Henry: Midnight? Midnight! Then that explains...
- Fairy Godmother: Not only handsome, but smart.
- [last lines]
- Fairy Godmother: And they lived happily ever after.
- Narrator: And who would know better than a fairy godmother.
- [holding Cinderella's glass slipper]
- Prince Henry: One thing's for certain - she has incredibly tiny feet.
- King: That's it. You issue a proclamation. You say, "Whatsoever it slippereth..." Say, "Whomsoever..." Say, "You'll marry the girl whose foot fits this glass slipper."
- Prince Henry: Yes! That's a terrific idea!
- King: Well, of course. That's why I'm king.