Mr. Belvedere (1985–1990)
Christopher Hewett: Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere
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Quotes
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Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere : [In the back yard, lustily humming 'Ride of the Valkyries,' and beating a rug in time to the music] Kill da wabbit! Kill da wabbit! Kill da WABbit! Da-da-daaah!
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Kevin Owens : What is that? You can't eat that. That's a cookie.
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere : What? It's a graham cracker.
Heather Owens : You're cheating on your diet.
Wesley T. Owens : You're eating it with milk so that makes it a cookie.
Heather Owens : He's right, you know.
Wesley T. Owens : Neener, neener, neener.
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George Owens : Who are these from?
Marsha Cameron Owens : They're from Robbie Rogers.
George Owens : Robbie Rogers? You mean that wimp you met before you met me?
Marsha Cameron Owens : He was not a wimp. He was sweet and kind and I'm not throwing these away.
George Owens : Okay, then I will.
[George throws out Marsha's mash letters]
Marsha Cameron Owens : George!
[Marsha throws out George's girlie magazines]
George Owens : Hey, those are collector's items!
Marsha Cameron Owens : Yeah, the trash collector.
George Owens : Who's idea was it to clean out the attic anyways?
Mr. Lynn Aloysius Belvedere : Yours, George.