- Michael Pierson: It's not just pneumonia, mom. I have AIDS.
- Katherine Pierson: AIDS?
- Michael Pierson: It's a disease...
- Nick Pierson: Yeah, I know what it is.
- Katherine Pierson: Michael, that's impossible. Who told you such a thing?
- Michael Pierson: The doctors did their tests.
- Katherine Pierson: No, AIDS is that disease...
- Michael Pierson: I'm gay, mom.
- Peter Hilton: [revealing about his affairs] I'm sorry, Michael.
- Michael Pierson: You're sorry and I have AIDS!