Turk 182 (1985)

Peter Boyle: Det. Ryan

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• Det. Ryan : [trying to find out who's behind Turk 182]  Just give us the names and addresses of everyone involved.

  Terry Lynch : Everyone?

  Det. Ryan : Everyone involved.

  Terry Lynch : There's the Penguin, the Riddler, Catwoman, Darth Vader, Jack the Ripper, Atila the Hun...

• Det. Ryan : [after Turk has broken into the mayor's office]  Why, officer Callahan. What a pleasant surprise. So glad you could make it. Where the hell were you?

  Callahan the Cop : There was a fire in the bathroom.

  Det. Ryan : A fire in the bathroom. You leave the mayor's office unguarded for a fire in the bathroom? Jesus Christ, Callahan. That trick's in my kid's commando game! You'd better get yourself a new pair of shoes, Callahan.

  Callahan the Cop : I'm... gonna be... doing a lot of walking?

  Det. Ryan : [nods]  Smart man. Have a nice day.

• Det. Ryan : [about Turk 182]  There are two theories. The first is that this is an organized conspiracy. The other more bizarre theory is that this is the work of one man - Superman, apparently!

• Det. Ryan : [the cops are looking at slides of Turk's graffiti]  This little masterpiece was conducted while the surrogate court was in night session. If you can believe that one.

  Det. Kowalski : Justice is indeed blind.