Kin-dza-dza! (1986)

Anatoliy Serenko: The Space Drifter From Uzm

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• Uef : Friend, let me see your system. What kind of system have you got?

  The Space Drifter From Uzm : It's a regular system. You just press the button and you go home.

• The Space Drifter From Uzm : Friend! Tell me the number of your planet in the Tenture, or at least the galaxy number in the Spiral. I got the contacts mixed up and now I can't get back home.

  Dyadya Vova : We don't know the number. We forgot, my dear. The young man here will go call the information hotline, and you and I will wait in the bakery, all right?

  Gedevan Aleksandrovich : And you put this on for now.

  The Space Drifter From Uzm : Ah, thank you. Listen, friends... Don't need bakery. Don't need hotline. This is my planet. UZM 247 in the Tenture. Beta Galaxy in the Spiral. This is the space transference machine. So which contact do I press to get back home? Because time is relative. You understand that, right?

  Dyadya Vova : All right, how about this: we press the contacts and transfer to your place. But if this machine doesn't work, then you will transfer with us wherever we transfer you. All right?

  The Space Drifter From Uzm : No, you can't do this. You have to know.

  Dyadya Vova : Of course we can... my dear.

• The Space Drifter From Uzm : Earthlings! Who presses like that? I barely found you. Good thing there's memory. Here's your sock. Thanks. If you want, I can transfer you to Earth. I found out your number in the Tenture. Well? But quick, because one second here is a half a year there.