Labyrinth (1986)

Dave Goelz: Didymus, The Hat, The Four Guards, Left Door Knocker, Firey 3

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Quotes 

• Sarah : Okay, let's handle this thing logically. What exactly have you sworn?

  Didymus : I have sworn with my life's blood, none shall pass this way without *my* permission!

  Sarah : Well... May we have your permission?

  Didymus : Well I, uh... I... that is, uh... hm... Yes?

• Didymus : Sir Ludo, canst thou summon up the very rocks?

  Ludo : Sure. Rocks friends.

• Ludo : [in the mirror]  Goodbye, Sarah.

  Didymus : And remember, fair maiden, should you need us...

  Hoggle : Yes, should you need us, for any reason at all...

  Sarah : I need you, Hoggle.

  Hoggle : You do?

  Sarah : [nods]  I don't know why, but every now and again in my life - for no reason at all - I need you. All of you.

  Hoggle : You do? Well... WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO?

  [she spins around and sees them all in her room, including the goblins. She hugs them all, and a huge party begins] 

• Guard : Your Highness! Your Highness! Your Highness, the girl! The girl who ate the peach and forgot everything!

  Jareth : What of her?

  Guard : She, the monster, Sir Didymus, and the dwarf, they made it through the gate and they're on their way to the castle!

  Jareth : What? Stop her! Call out the guards!

  [to goblin] 

  Jareth : Take the baby and hide it.

  Goblin : Guards!

  Jareth : She must be stopped! Do something! Come on, move! Move!

• Guard : Well, the only way out of here is to try one of these doors!

  Guard : One of them leads to the castle at the end of the labyrinth, and the other one leads to...

  Guard : Ba-baba-BOOM!

  Guard : Certain DEATH!

  Guard : Ooooooooooooohhhhh!

• [last lines] 

  Didymus : I say, does anyone want to play a game of Scrabble?

• Didymus : Ambrocious, unlock this door!

  [a spear point taps him on the shoulder, and someone clears his throat. Didymus turns around, and sees a squad of mounted goblins pointing their spears at his chest] 

  Didymus : So, had enough, eh? All right then, throw down your weapons, and I'll see that you're well-treated.

• Didymus : [finally entering the castle]  Well, come on then!

  Sarah : No! I have to face him alone.

  Didymus : But why?

  Sarah : Because that's the way it's done!

  Didymus : Well, if that is the way it is done, then that is the way you must do it. But, should you need us...

  Hoggle : Yes, should you need us...

  Sarah : I'll call.

• Didymus : [facing the entire Goblin army]  All right, charge!

  [a cannon fires, and Ambrocious does a quick about-turn and flees] 

  Didymus : Whoa, not that way! You're going the wrong way! THE BATTLE'S BEHIND US!

• [Ludo and Didymus are fighting, Didymus climbs up Ludo's back] 

  Didymus : All right then! I can conquer this mountain!

• Sarah : Would he tell me that this door leads to the castle?

  Guard : [Whispers with his counterparts]  Yes?

  Sarah : So... the other door leads to the castle and this one leads to certain death.

  Guard : [All the guards Oooh]  But he could be telling the truth!

  Sarah : But then you wouldn't be. So if he told me that this door leads to the castle, the answer you should give me would be 'No'

  Guard : But I could be telling the truth!

  Sarah : But then he would be lying. So then if he said this door led to the castle, I'd know the answer would still be 'No'

  Guard : Is-is that right?

  Guard : [snickers]  I don't know! I've never understood it!

  Sarah : No, no, I figured it out!

  [Pushes the other door open revealing the castle's interior] 

  Sarah : I could never do it before! This is a piece of cake!

  [Steps through the door and falls into a trap] 

  Sarah : AHH!

• Didymus : Was that my stomach or yours, Ambrocious?

• Didymus : Don't worry, Ambrosius. I think we've got them surrounded.

• Sarah : I'm certainly not getting anywhere at the moment.

  The Hat : Ha! Join the club.

• Didymus : Have no fear, sweet lady. This bridge has lasted for a thousand years.

  [bridge collapses] 

  Didymus : It seemed solid enough.

• Didymus : Then I shall fight anyone anywhere, any place, anytime!