- [last lines]
- Turner Kendall: Never did see that damn trick done right.
- Alex Sternbergen: And you never will.
- Turner Kendall: Whatever makes you happy.
- Alex Sternbergen: You, oh you make me happy.
- Alex Sternbergen: I gotta call Jackie, maybe he call help. He's smart, he knows the people that are in charge.
- Turner Kendall: In charge of what?
- Alex Sternbergen: Everything. The world.
- Turner Kendall: He's a hair dresser.
- Alex Sternbergen: That's what he does, that's not what he is.
- Detective: She's got a violent record, assault with a deadly weapon. Did you know that when you married her.
- Joaquin Manero: It's *why* I married her.
- Turner Kendall: How can I be a bigot? I mean they're all full of ill will and malice. I just make observations.
- Alex Sternbergen: Like "spade," "beaner," and "spic"?
- Turner Kendall: That sounds like a law firm.
- Alex Sternbergen: Don't you have anything civiler. Something...
- Frankie: Honey, I'm a drag queen, not a transvestite. I don't buy no house dresses.
- Detective: It's a great place for a stud. Or are you a fag, Jack?
- Joaquin Manero: [walks up on him] How bad do you want to know?
- Turner Kendall: Spades, uh, they spend disproportionately on their transportation - also in dressing their young.
- Alex Sternbergen: What are you, the Klan anthropologist?
- Alex Sternbergen: I was being groomed to be the next Vera Miles.
- Turner Kendall: Who?
- Alex Sternbergen: See! I was getting ready to replace somebody the public didn't even know was missing!