SpaceCamp (1986)

Joaquin Phoenix: Max

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Quotes 

• Kevin : All right, who talked?

  Max : It wasn't me, Han Solo. The Emperor got information out of Jinx.

  Kevin : Max... I am not Han Solo, okay? And you're not Luke Skywalker. There's no Empire. There's no Force and there's no Dark Side!

• Andie : [They're all in a space shuttle simulator]  The computer does most of the work. Now the first lesson I want to teach you is...

  [Rudy moves the control stick, causing the simulator to lurch backward. Everyone falls] 

  Andie : [glaring at Rudy]  "Why I Won't Touch Anything Until I Know How to Use It."

  Rudy Tyler : By Rudy Tyler.

  Andie : Right.

  Max : Yeah, Rudy.

• Andie : [in the space shuttle]  Max, Tish, take your seats on the main deck. If you need any help, just holler.

  Max : Roger, Commander. I'll arm the laser guns... May the Force be with you.

• [Kevin is showing Max how the shuttle toilet works. It involves a vacuum hose] 

  Max : I ain't getting in that.

  Kevin : No, Max, come on. I mean, it's not like you're using it for much else anyway, right?

• Max : Somebody get me down from here, or I'm going to be SICK!

• Max : It's me! I'm here to rescue you!

• Max : Oh, I mean this is like the greatest thing since the X-Wing fighter!

• Max : WHAAAAAATTTTT'SSSSSS HAAAPPPPEENNNIIIIINGGG?

• Max : Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. Help me.