Burglar (1987)
Whoopi Goldberg: Bernice Rhodenbarr
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Quotes
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Frankie : What line of work are you in?
Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr : I'm a cat burglar.
Frankie : Oh, shit! What do you do with them?
Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr : What?
Frankie : The cats!
[Both laughing]
Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr : I hold them for ransom!
Frankie : Is there any money in that?
[laughing]
Frankie : Oh, Jeezus! Look who's asking if there's any money in pussy!
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[to the man who just tried to kill her by drowning]
Bernice Rhodenbarr : You ruined my life, my 'do, AND my Manilow tapes!
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Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr : [Bernice enters the apartment and the alarm sounds] That's right, bitch, don't tell me about the alarm.
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Bartender at Parker's on Fifth : That guy got more ass than a toilet seat!
Bernice Rhodenbarr : Ya know, that is beautiful.
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Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr : [Listening to the loud sounds of sex] Who is this guy?
Bernice 'Bernie' Rhodenbarr : [Listening to even louder sounds of sex] And why don't I have his phone number?
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Bernice Rhodenbarr : It's not what you steal... it's who you steal it from.
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Bernice Rhodenbarr : Just try to think hard, please.
Frankie : That's not really my forte.