"Lunch Meat" is a much better than expected slasher.
**SPOILERS**
Out on a camping trip, friends Roxy, (Kim McKamy) her boyfriend Frank, (Joe Ricciardella) Sue, (Patricia Christie) Eddie, (Bob Joseph) Debbie, (Marie Ruzicka) and Cary, (Rick Lorentz) decide to stop off at a small town on the way to their destination at Mount Edgar. Getting the directions to the spot, they manage to stumble into a trap lead by inbred-redneck Paw, (Elroy Wiese) and his three sons Elwood, (Mitch Rogers) Harley, (Robert Oland) and Benny, (Chuck Ellis) and are soon chased around the woods by the demented family. As they slowly whittle down the numbers on each side, it soon becomes apparent of their need to consume human flesh and try to survive the family's increasingly-crazed antics to get out of the woods alive without being caught or eaten.
The Good News: This wasn't all that terrible, and much better than it should've been. The main thing to this, and where most of the good stuff comes from the finale. The entire last hour to this, which is essentially a single chase through the woods, is really great and a lot of fun. There's the fact that the chasing is entertaining and fun, as both sides are shown to have the advantage at different stages, the hillbillies in the early going and then the teens later on as they whittle them down one-by-one. That keeps the interest going nicely, since the story is kept simple. It's a rednecks-slaughter-teens movie with no other subplot to spoil the attention from the main focus, moving the film along nicely and manages to keep this fresh and exciting at the same time. Throwing in some pretty nice brawling, an outstanding confrontation around the campsite at the end where everything gets resolved in a great manner and a fantastic set of bloodless kills manages to make it even better. The backwoods scenery is a positive, and definitely adds to the atmosphere, since it's portrayed as exactly the kind of material that a family can hide in and cause trouble with, and the eerie quality of it definitely gives some of the stalking some good points. The starting point, with the road trap is great and leads into some nice chasing, and there's the overall length of it, which is where it works. Although bloodless, the kills in here are really brutal and graphic, from a decapitation with a pickax, a shovel used to sever the head, a stabbing in the chest with a hunting knife, repeatedly hacked and sliced with a machete, hooked through the throat with a hook and strung up in a noose and bring struck with a large rock, among others in here. Even though there isn't a whole lot of blood and gore, it's still enough to count. The last good part is that the family of maniacs is portrayed as being as really crazy and deranged. The main ones are freaky-looking, but the one who doesn't talk comes off like he's a giant limb-eating baby, which is by far the creepiest of the clan. The family even keeps him on a leash, giving off the idea that this lunatic is raving mad, selling the idea even more. All of these are enough to make this one watchable.
The Bad News: There isn't a whole lot to this that doesn't work, and those aren't that bad anyway. The main one here is that there's really no blood or gore in the kills. They're brutal, graphic and definitely should've had something in here, yet this one is pretty dry compared to what it could've been. We see merely violent aftermath, yet there's no oozing wounds or even arterial spray from some of the more violent ones in here, and some are even done at angle that prevents a look at it actually happening even though we see what's being done. That alone is what's so aggravating about these, since it's opportunistic for much more yet there's little actually done. The other flaw in here is that this one seems way too familiar at times, with the cannibalistic, inbred family chasing after stranded teens in the middle of the forest with no one else around for miles being a storyline that's really been done to death and this one doesn't really do much to stick out. These, though, are all that really hurt this one.
The Final Verdict: A whole lot better than expected and actually somewhat entertaining, this is a perfectly fine late-era slasher. Really give this one a shot if this sounds interesting, a fan of the style or the kind of films in it's genre, otherwise those who can't get into the style or nature of it won't be too thrilled with it.
Rated R: Graphic Language and Violence
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