Withnail & I (1987)
Michael Elphick: Jake
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Quotes
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Jake : I might come and see you lads in the week. I might fetch you up a rabbit.
Withnail : We don't want a rabbit, we want a pheasant.
Jake : Listen, you young prat. I ain't got no pheasants, ain't got no birds. No more than you have.
Withnail : Course you have, you're the poacher.
Jake : [pointing an eel at him] If I hear more words out of you, I'll put one of these here black pods on you.
Withnail : Don't threaten me with a dead fish!
Jake : Half dead he may be, but I'll come up after you, and I'll wake you up with a live one.
Withnail : Sod your pheasants! You'll have to find us first.
Jake : I know where you are, you're at Crow Crag. I've been watching you, especially you, prancing like a tit. You want working on, boy.
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[a poacher enters the pub with pheasants stuffed under his coat, making him look like a hunchback]
Withnail : Excuse me, we were wondering if we could purchase a pheasant off of you?
Jake : No. I've got nothing to sell.
Withnail : Come on, old boy. What's in your hump?
Jake : Now, look, you. Them pheasants are for his pot. These eels are for my pot. Now, what makes you think I should give you something for your pot?
Withnail : What pot?
Marwood : Our cooking pot.
Jake : Ah, he knows. Hey, give us a wheeze on that fag.
[he pulls Withnail's cigarette out of his mouth and puts it in his]
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Jake : [pulling a pheasant out of his coat] He's been fed from arsehole to beak.
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Jake : I've seen you! Prancing around like a tit! You want working on, boy!