Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988)

Bill Morey: Mr. Rivers

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• Elvira : Listen, is there a motel or something around here?

  Mr. Rivers : [while examining the engine]  Well, there's the Cozy Cot down by the widow Bishop's feed store. Course her son took that over after she had that spell of gingivitis. Her whole mouth swoll up like she ate a box of staples. Folks say she got it after kissing that little dog of hers.

  Mr. Rivers : [notices she walked away while talking]  Nice tits.