- Louie: [after Donald mocking Frankie for liking a girl, Frankie knocking him out with a punch to the face] Gee, wish I were in love...
- Frankie Scarlatti: [about Melissa the ghost who Geno sees for the first time] She's looking for her mother.
- Geno Scarlatti: Got her number? Lets call her.
- Geno Scarlatti: [Frankie knees Geno in the groin] Quick! Call a doctor!
- Frankie Scarlatti: Why?
- Geno Scarlatti: To save my unborn child!