The Comic Strip Presents (TV Series)
Mr. Jolly Lives Next Door (1988)
Adrian Edmondson: Dreamy Time Escort
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Quotes
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Dreamytime Escort : God bless Heimi Henderson.
Dreamytime Escort : Living above an off-license, what could be better?
Dreamytime Escort : Living in one?
Dreamytime Escort : You're right. We must become a lot more friendly with Heimi Henderson.
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Dreamytime Escort : What's Mr Jolly got that we haven't got?
Dreamytime Escort : Our bloody Fairy Liquid.
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Dreamytime Escort : Well, that's Fattie's money out of the window.
Dreamytime Escort : And Fattie.
Dreamytime Escort : Well, it's his own fault. You shouldn't play "let's see who can fall out of the window the best" when you're drunk.
Dreamytime Escort : Not on the 18th floor, no.
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Dreamytime Escort : All I'm saying is that one advertisement in the Times saying, "What are you doing this weekend, fancy getting drunk?" won't work. You've got to put the telephone number!
Dreamytime Escort : But we know the telephone number!
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Dreamytime Escort : So, Nicholas. I suppose you spend most of your time opening supermarkets and heliports, these days.
Nicholas Parsons : Well, yes. You... You know how it is. As a matter of fact tomorrow I am opening an off-license.
Dreamytime Escort : [both Dreamytime Escorts stare at Nicholas] You're opening an off-license?
Nicholas Parsons : Yes, an off-license.
Dreamytime Escort : GOD! Imagine being so important you can open an off-license!
Dreamytime Escort : And we're with him right now, aren't we Nicky baby?
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Dreamytime Escort : Yes yes yes, it's a fantastic house, Nicholas. Now. Have you got any dirty films?
Nicholas Parsons : No!
Dreamytime Escort : You BASTARD!
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Dreamytime Escort , Dreamytime Escort : Escorts, bescorts - Come in if you're saucy!
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[repeated line]
Dreamytime Escort : Nicholas bloody Parsons!
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Dreamytime Escort : [answering phone] Dreamytime Escorts! Ah-ha...ah-ha...er, ah-ha...yeah, ah-ha...ah-ha-ha-ha-ha...ah-ha, ah-ha-haa...ah-ha...ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha...ah-ha...ah-haa-haa-haa...errr...okay!
[hangs up]
Dreamytime Escort : What was that?
Dreamytime Escort : Wrong number.
[they sigh]
Dreamytime Escort : Only joking! It's an engagement for this morning, ten o'clock. A Mr Yakimoto.
Dreamytime Escort : Oh God. Another French bastard.
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Dreamytime Escort : One thousand, five hundred and seventy four gin and tonics please Monica.
Dreamytime Escort : LARGE ones.
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Dreamytime Escort : Are you sure you haven't got a bar in this place?
Policeman : Yes, sir.
Dreamytime Escort : Well what's that alcohol smell then?
Sir Larry : Embalming fluid.
Dreamytime Escort : BARMY fluid! Right, I'll have some of that, then.
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Dreamytime Escort : Here, you're a policeman. You could get a pub open at this time of the morning, couldn't you, eh?
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Dreamytime Escort : [Referring to Mr jolly] He gets through a lot of Fairy Liquid doesn't he? Maybe his lager's flat.
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Dreamytime Escort : Oh look, a traditional old English illegal drinking establishment. Oi squaw, squaw, over here.
[to the client]
Dreamytime Escort : I think you're gonna like it here mate, we're regulars, you know. Hey Monica, get home alright the other morning?
[Both escorts laugh dirtily]
Monica : What are you talking about? What d' you want?
Dreamytime Escort : Well I think we'll indulge in two massive gins, please Monica. Nothing for the French geezer.
[to the client]
Dreamytime Escort : Sorry mate, you have to be a member.
[to Eddie]
Dreamytime Escort : Well I think we're gonna have a very nice time here.
Dreamytime Escort : I think we are.
Dreamytime Escort : Yeah.