Return of the Living Dead II (1988)

James Karen: Ed

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• Ed : You're right, there's a chill in the air tonight. Fifty-eight years old, can't be too careful in this weather.

  Joey : [pointing to coffin]  Yeah, you'll end up in one of those.

  Ed : Uh-uh. Not me. You'll never find me in one of these. I'm gonna get me cremated.

  Joey : You're just afraid that some old creep like you is gonna come along and steal your head.

  Ed : Watch your tongue, boy, if you like this job!

  Joey : Like this job?

• Doc Mandel : You will also notice there is no pupillary response, no reflexes, obviously lividity, suggesting chronic, retractable, rigor mortis.

  Tom Essex : Is it serious?

  Doc Mandel : Is *dead* serious?

  Brenda : But they can talk!

  Joey : Oh God it hurts! I can't move my arms or legs!

  Brenda : See? Now you call this dead? They are not dead, you jerk!

  Doc Mandel : Have you noticed he isn't breathing? Care to check heartbeat? In my opinion they should be contained.

  Tom Essex : Contained?

  Doc Mandel : Bagged.

  Tom Essex : Bagged?

  Doc Mandel : Bagged.

  [dramatically draws up the zipper on Ed's jacket] 

  Ed : [moaning in pain]  Owie!

• Ed : Kiss, kiss.