Return of the Living Dead II (1988)

Michael Kenworthy: Jesse Wilson

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Quotes 

• Jesse Wilson : Hello? Hello, is there anybody out there? Come in, come in. Can you hear me? Is anybody out there? Hello? Can you tell us where to go?

  Special Zombie : Come to the hospital.

  Jesse Wilson : Sure, we'll be right there!

  Doc Mandel : Hold it, hold it! Uh, pardon me, but would you mind telling me who the President of the United States is?

  Special Zombie : Um, Harry Truman.

  Jesse Wilson : Who's Harry Truman?

  Tom Essex : They want brains, we'll give them brains.

• Jesse Wilson : Make my night.

• Tom Essex : [finds Lucy raiding her grandfather's gun cabinet]  You know how to uh, use one of those?

  Lucy Wilson : You *do* know how to pull a trigger, don't you?

  Tom Essex : Sure, do you?

  Jesse Wilson : She's junior class champion for the whole state.

  Lucy Wilson : Here's yours.

  [gives him a Winchester rifle] 

  Jesse Wilson : Oh terrific, great, what can I shoot with this, mice?

  [later, puts the rifle back and gets a Smith and Wesson Model 27/28] 

  Jesse Wilson : Go ahead, make my night.

• Jesse Wilson : Doctor Mandel, open up!

  Doc Mandel : [opens door]  Oh, it's you. Why aren't you out playing in the traffic? How'd you get in here, what seems to be the problem?

  Tom Essex : Where're the keys to your car?

  Doc Mandel : Why? Are we going for a ride?

  [hears zombies screaming outside] 

  Doc Mandel : There seem to be hooligans terrorizing the neighborhood.

  Lucy Wilson : No, it's the dead, they've come back to life!

  Doc Mandel : Dead? Dead what?

  Tom Essex : People! We need your car!

  Doc Mandel : Well it sounds to me like you need a hearse.

• Jesse Wilson : That's why you're dead, ass wipe. No brains and a big mouth.

• Lucy Wilson : [having electrified hordes of living dead] 

  [lovingly] 

  Lucy Wilson : I hate you... you little shit

  Jesse Wilson : [mutually]  I hate you too

  [she pecks his forehead] 

• Billy : There it is.

  [a mausoleum] 

  Jesse Wilson : That's the clubhouse?

  Billy : Yeah, you wanna make something of it?

  Jesse Wilson : No, it's great.

  Billy : Okay then, come on.

  Jesse Wilson : Hey wait a second... who's buried in here?

  Billy : Come on, I'll show you inside.

• Johnny : [about a chemical drum]  Hey, look at this.

  [wipes off dirt revealing the Army contact information] 

  Johnny : What do you think?

  Billy : Don't know, might be supplies.

  Johnny : What kind of?

  Billy : I don't know. Ammo maybe. Combat stuff. Hey, check this out.

  [wipes dirt off keypad] 

  Jesse Wilson : I don't think you should be playing around with that.

  Billy : Shut up, wimp. Finders keepers, right?

  Johnny : Yeah.

• Brenda : [the hospital is empty]  Anybody here?

  Jesse Wilson : [tries phone]  Dead.

  Lucy Wilson : Don't say that word.

  Tom Essex : Why? Dammit why? Where'd they all go?

  Brenda : Hello? Where is everybody?

  Jesse Wilson : When are you guys going to wake up? Nobody can help us except...

  Doc Mandel : A trained physician, such as myself. Hold this my son, thank you very much. Ah, yes yes yes.

  Brenda : What what what?

  Doc Mandel : [to Joey and Ed]  When did you two have your last bowel movement? Hmm? Do you happen to know what a catheter is?

  Jesse Wilson : They gotta have police here, emergency stuff, somebody somewhere!

  Tom Essex : I'll take a look around town.

  Jesse Wilson : Not without me!

  Lucy Wilson : You! Stay put!

  Jesse Wilson : No way, I saw it, I'm the one who knows stuff.

  Tom Essex : Kid's got a point.

  Lucy Wilson : Ha! That'll be the day.

  Tom Essex : Come on, cut it out you two. If we're going let's go together, we'll be a team.

  Jesse Wilson : Teams suck.

  [storms off]