Return of the Living Dead II (1988)
Thom Mathews: Joey
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Quotes
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Joey : I feel like we've been here before. You... Me... Them!
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Ed : You're right, there's a chill in the air tonight. Fifty-eight years old, can't be too careful in this weather.
Joey : [pointing to coffin] Yeah, you'll end up in one of those.
Ed : Uh-uh. Not me. You'll never find me in one of these. I'm gonna get me cremated.
Joey : You're just afraid that some old creep like you is gonna come along and steal your head.
Ed : Watch your tongue, boy, if you like this job!
Joey : Like this job?
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Doc Mandel : [looks at Joey's eyes] Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, huh.
Joey : What? What is it? What's wrong?
Brenda : Is he gonna be okay?
Doc Mandel : Let's look at the tongue, alright.
[Joey opens his mouth]
Doc Mandel : Oh my God.
Brenda : What? What is it? What?
Doc Mandel : [gestures her over] We're going to do a
[retches]
Doc Mandel : biopsy.
Brenda : Is it cancer?
Doc Mandel : If we're lucky.
Joey : NOOOOOOOOOO!
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Doc Mandel : You will also notice there is no pupillary response, no reflexes, obviously lividity, suggesting chronic, retractable, rigor mortis.
Tom Essex : Is it serious?
Doc Mandel : Is *dead* serious?
Brenda : But they can talk!
Joey : Oh God it hurts! I can't move my arms or legs!
Brenda : See? Now you call this dead? They are not dead, you jerk!
Doc Mandel : Have you noticed he isn't breathing? Care to check heartbeat? In my opinion they should be contained.
Tom Essex : Contained?
Doc Mandel : Bagged.
Tom Essex : Bagged?
Doc Mandel : Bagged.
[dramatically draws up the zipper on Ed's jacket]
Ed : [moaning in pain] Owie!
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Joey : Let me eat your braaaiiiiiinnnnn!
