Short Circuit 2 (1988) Poster

(1988)

Fisher Stevens: Ben Jahveri

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Quotes 

  • Johnny Five : Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!

    Ben Jarhvi : [angrily]  Number Johnny Five!

    Johnny Five : Uh-oh!

    Ben Jarhvi : Come on! I will clean you up. If you had a mouth, I would wash it out with soap!

  • Ben Jarhvi : Oh, my, how time is fun when you're having flies, huh?

  • Fred : Benny? You're leaving me with my back to the wall here. I mean, we gotta come up with something!

    Ben Jarhvi : It is not possible. We are the type of people who have everything in our favor going against us.

  • Ben Jarhvi : Oh, now, now we are un-employers.

    Fred : Oh, look, we still got all of the robot parts in the van; I can get a new staff together...

    Ben Jarhvi : But we are having no more money and now we are having no equipment. To assemble the robots with our naked hands, it would be slower than - than moles' asses in January.

  • [Johnny Five is chained up in police station] 

    Ben Jarhvi : What is this? He is delicate equipment! A completely unique, self-mobile, micro-computer robotics system!

    Officer O'Malley : Yeah, we, uh... thought it was that.

    Ben Jarhvi : O.K., Johnny Five, you are free to go.

    Johnny Five : O.K.

    [Johnny Five rips the heavy chains like paper] 

  • Fred : I'm SORRY I tried to sell your god damned robot. Okay? It was a dirty trick. I'm a jerk. I'm a sleaze-ball.

    Ben Jarhvi : You are getting warmer.

    Fred : It's just that when you OWE as much money as I do, it kind of puts you under pressure. You know?

    Ben Jarhvi : And who would be foolish enough to loan money to you?

    Fred : [groans]  Don't rub it in. I had to go to a shark.

    Ben Jarhvi : Oh, dearie! Now you're expecting me to believe that you borrowed money from a fish!

    Fred : No, no. A Loan Shark. It's somebody, if you don't pay them back right away, they start removing popular parts of your anatomy.

  • Ben Jahrvi : My name is B.E.N; I spell it Ben!

  • Ben Jahrvi : Are you troubled by irregularity?

  • Fred : I thought you said this thing mis-functioned on you.

    Ben Jarhvi : Oh, that is a falsity. What actually happened was we were working on him one day and suddenly he is struck by lightning. And, from this moment on, he's having a mind of his own. So, the government tried to destroy him so he ran away. So, now he's living with my friend in Montana, in a cabin, in the woods, in... cognito.

  • Fred : You just fall off the banana boat, or what?

    Ben Jarhvi : I do not travel with bananas, sir!

  • Sandy Banatoni : Now listen, Ben. What's going on with those robots? I mean, we're getting really close to the deadline.

    Ben Jarhvi : Well, we are manufacturing them like gang-bangers.

    Sandy Banatoni : Busters. Gang-busters.

  • Ben Jarhvi : [to Sandy]  If it is O.K. with your Mom and Pop, would you like to go to a malt shop for a cheeseburger?

  • [Johnny Five is prompting Ben on his date with Sandy] 

    Ben Jarhvi : [reading sign]  "Tu mama hace el amor con mi perro."

    Sandy Banatoni : Wait. I know a little Spanish.

    Johnny Five : [waving his arms]  Oh, no no no. No no!

    Sandy Banatoni : My mother... sleeps... with your dog?

    Johnny Five : [covering his eyes]  Oh, no!

    Ben Jarhvi : Uh, well, that's an expression in-in my country, where, uh, sometimes we are speaking... Spanish. It does not mean that your mother is sleeping with my dog. Oh, no no. It means that, uh, the people that she is sleeping with, they are, they are like dogs!

  • Ben Jarhvi : [is locked in a freezer with Fred and reading fortune cookies]  "The warmth in your heart makes others ha-ha-happy".

    Fred : I still like this one

    [reads the one in his hand] 

    Fred : "Opportunity is waiting, you need but to open the door".

  • Ben Jarhvi : Well, the real Number 5, he malfunctioned and, well, let us just say that... we were separated from our jobs.

  • Ben Jarhvi : [mumbling in his sleep, with the DAR Manual for Citizenship open on his chest]  The government is divided into three trees... branches.

  • Ben Jarhvi : You have made many modifications upon your person, huh? You have come a long way from the Defense Department prototype.

    Johnny Five : You betcha!

    [parodying an electronics store's late-night TV ad] 

    Johnny Five : It's the all-new Johnny Five! Just look at these items! Increased memory: five hundred megabytes on-line! I come with a utility pack and dozens of gadgets for outdoor living, lots of Greenpeace stickers, and even my own Nike swoosh! And, if you act now, I'll throw in, absolutely free, my all-new, multi-frequency remote control!

    [his antenna extends and a radio in the room activates] 

  • Fred : You like McNuggets?

    Ben Jarhvi : Who is he?

    Fred : Trust me.

  • Ben Jarhvi : Johnny, are you operational? Please say something?

    Johnny Five : Hubcaps, corn dogs, soul.

  • Ben Jarhvi : [to the Paramedic who almost gives up resucitating Johnny Five]  Keep that power on or I'll beat the living headlights out of you!

  • Ben Jarhvi : let me get this straight you tried to sell number johnny 5? where is he now?

  • Ben Jarhvi : Do not be touching me, Sir!

  • Ben Jarhvi : oh lady luxery is sittin in our laps

  • Ben Jarhvi : Do not be touching me, sir!

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