Willow (1988)

Kevin Pollak: Rool

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Quotes 

• Rool : We'll never catch up with those horses!

  Franjean : Then we will have to track them.

  Rool : That would take forever. Besides, even if we find them, they'd only capture us, stick us in cages, torture us and finally devour us!

  Franjean : Are you suggesting we go home?

  Rool : Nah, this is more fun.

  Franjean : All right, fine then. Come on!

• [Upon meeting Fin Raziel, who had been transformed into a muskrat] 

  Rool : That's Raziel?

  Franjean : I don't know, I expected something more grand, less...

  Rool : Fuzzy.

  Franjean : Fuzzy.

• Franjean : Good! Then we go that way, TO THE LAKE!

  Rool : [tapping Franjean's shoulder]  *That* way.

  Franjean : You are drunk! And when you are drunk, you forget that I am in charge!

  Rool : [in unison]  You are in charge. Fine, then which way do we go?

  Franjean , Rool : THAT WAY!

  Madmartigan : Oh, NO! That's the way I'm going! All right, all right, you can follow me as far as the lake. But that's it!

  [beat] 

  Madmartigan : You're not going south, are you?

  Willow : No, no, just as far as the lake.

  Madmartigan : Good.

  [looks at Rool and Franjean] 

  Madmartigan : Mumbo. Juimbo. I am hungry. Go get me some eggs or something.

  Franjean : We are *NOT* afraid of you!

  Madmartigan : NOW!

  Franjean , Rool : [startled them to give Madmartigan eggs] 

• Willow : I found a boat. We're all set.

  Madmartigan : Good. Take these two lizards out and drown them.

  Rool : Lizards? Who you calling lizards? Grrr! Grrr! Your mother was a lizard!

• Rool : [to the tavern cat]  You are so beautiful! Your eyes! Your whiskers! I have to kiss you!

• Rool : [drunk]  Excuse me, are we having a party?

• Franjean : Oh no, where did everybody go?

  Rool : Maybe it was something we said.

• [During an intense chase, Rool feels the need to vomit] 

  Rool : NO... MORE... BEER!

• Madmartigan : Well, looks like I got you here.

  Franjean : You? What did you do?

  Rool : All you did was hang around and eat our eggs.

• Rool : [Seeing an attractive woman at the bar]  Oooh! Look at her! I could use a love potion on her!

• Franjean : Now, this way.

  Rool : Nooo, no, I don't think so.

  Franjean : All right, then, this way.

  Rool : Nooo, no.

  [points] 

  Rool : THIS way.

  Franjean : THIS way?

  Rool : That's what I SAID!

  Franjean : [to Willow]  This way.

• Rool : Rats! Big rats!

  Franjean : What? What? Oh, Rool, you and that stupid rat dream.

• Rool : Let me see!

  Franjean : Let *me* see!

  Rool : You always see!