Family Matters (1989–1998)
Jo Marie Payton: Harriette Winslow
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Quotes
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Harriette : Better add zucchini to that shopping list.
Judy Winslow : [writing] Z-U-K
Harriette : Nope.
Judy Winslow : Z-O-O-K
Harriette : Uh uh.
Judy Winslow : Let's get corn instead.
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Harriette : Judy, finish your Brussels sprouts.
Judy Winslow : Brussels sprouts make me wanna puke.
Harriette : At my table, you eat them. Now, what you do on your own time is your business.
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Steve Urkel : Ready, my sweet? Our limo awaits.
Harriette : You rented a limo?
Steve Urkel : No, well, actually it's my Uncle Ernie's hearse. He's gonna drive us tonight. We only have to make one quick delivery.
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Carl : There is a guy on our couch who says I remember him, but I don't remember him.
Harriette : Well, tell him you don't remember him.
Carl : I can't tell him I don't remember him! Because, I already told him I do remember him. So, if I tell him I don't remember him, I'll look like a jerk and I still won't remember him.
Harriette : Well, if he remembers you, he's used to you looking like a jerk.
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Harriette : Laura! This oven is on 550.
Laura : Ma, the package said to cook it at 275 for 20 minutes. So, I figured if I doubled the temperature, I could cook it in half the time.
Steve Urkel : [cracks up] Oh, that's rich! That's one for the books! Oh! How could a girl so smart do something so... so... So long!
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Laura : I was thinking about taking a home economics class so I can learn how to cook
Harriette : What for? I can teach you how to cook.
Laura : That's okay mom.
Harriette : Look why not?
Laura : Remember when you tried to teach me how to sew? You made me so nervous that I had to go to the hospital to get the thimble taken off.
Harriette : I guess it wouldn't hurt to take a home economics class.