Speed Zone (1989)
Tom Smothers: Randolph van Sloan
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Quotes
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Randolph van Sloan : Uh, what do you think you're doing? What, are you crazy?
Nelson van Sloan : Relax. I've got a brilliant idea.
Randolph van Sloan : Yeah, well, so far I don't like it.
Nelson van Sloan : So far, you haven't even heard it.
Randolph van Sloan : Alright, what is it?
Nelson van Sloan : I'll tell you once we get to the airport.
Randolph van Sloan : Airport? What airport?
Nelson van Sloan : The Dulles Airport.
Randolph van Sloan : Are we going to Fresno?
Nelson van Sloan : Fresno? Who said anything about Fresno? Did I say anything about Fresno?
Randolph van Sloan : Well, you said the dullest airport and the dullest airport I know of is in Fresno.
Nelson van Sloan : I didn't say dullEST! I said Dulles! Dulles! Read my lips!
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Randolph van Sloan : I wonder if they're gonna feed us on this flight.
Frenchman : I... do not speak English... too good.
Randolph van Sloan : Francois?
Frenchman : Oui, oui. Francais.
Randolph van Sloan : Je ne parla... uh, je ne par... je ne parl... no speaka French.
Frenchman : You would like my penis?
Randolph van Sloan : Hmmm?
Frenchman : You would like my penis?
Randolph van Sloan : Uh, I'm on my way to L.A. to meet with my wife and two kids... uh, three kids. We're gonna have a nice little family reunion.
Frenchman : You would like my penis?
Randolph van Sloan : Look, I don't have a problem with it. It's just not my thing, alright?
Frenchman : [holding a bag of peanuts] You wouldn't like?
Randolph van Sloan : Peanuts! Peanuts! Oh, thank you. Sorry, I thought you were talking about something else.