UHF (1989)

Roger Callard: Conan the Librarian

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• [On the television show "Conan the Librarian"] 

  Timid Man : Can you tell me where I can find a book on astronomy?

  [Conan the Librarian lifts the man up with his bare hands] 

  Conan the Librarian : [imitating Arnold Schwarzenegger]  Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?

  Movie Announcer : [addressing viewers]  He's Conan the Librarian!

  Young book customer : [before Conan slices him in half]  These books are a little overdue.