UHF (1989)

Lisa R. Stefanic: Phyllis Weaver

Quotes 

• [On the game show, "Wheel of Fish", Phyllis Weaver has just spun the wheel and landed on a red snapper] 

  Kuni : Ahhh, a red snapper. Mmmmm, very tasty. Okay, Weaver, listen carefully. You can hold on to your red snapper...

  [Hiro-san emerges, carrying a table with a box] 

  Kuni : ...or you can go for what's in the box that Hiro-san is bringing down the aisle right now! What's it gonna be?

  [Phyllis Weaver has difficulty in choosing as the audience point to the box] 

  Phyllis Weaver : I'll take the box. The box!

  [the audience applauses] 

  Kuni : You took the box? Let's see what's in the box!

  [Hiro-san opens the box; the audience gasps. There is a silence] 

  Kuni : Nothing! Absolutely nothing! STUPID! You're so STU-PIIIIIIIIIIID!