UHF (1989)

Joseph Witt: Little Weasel

Quotes 

• George Newman : Hey, kids. Where y'wanna go?

  [indifferent silence] 

  George Newman : That's right. To Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse. And boy-oh-boy, are we gonna have big fun today. We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.

  Little Weasel : I wanna go home!

  George Newman : Shut up, you little weasel!

  [beat] 

  George Newman : Okay. Right now, I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who MOCKS him and LAUGHS at him as he's repeatedly CRUSHED and MAIMED! Hope you'll ENJOY it!