Jackie Chan: Asian Hawk, Condor, Jackie
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Quotes
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Jackie Condor : African vampires don't like Chinese blood.
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Ada : [hitting him with a stick thinking he is a burglar] Take that, get out you thief, out, out...
Jackie Condor : It's me you idiot
[he sighs painfully]
Jackie Condor : IT'S ME! I knew you wanted to hit me, but did you have to hit so hard.
Ada : [sacasticly] Yes, sure I knew it was you and that was why I hit so hard.
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Elsa : [while being chased by one guard] Jackie! Save us!
Jackie Condor : [while fighting five guards] I'm busy!
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Jackie Condor : [while holding a gun to his head and threatening to kill him, but the guards betrayed Adolf] You call my bluff. I'll count to three. Drop your guns or he's dead. 1,2... 3
[He throws the gun down]
Jackie Condor : Well, he wins.
Adolf's Guard #1 : If you don't kill him I will.
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Jackie Condor : [Discovering one guard is missing] It's strange, your grandfather had eighteen guards. Fifteen down here and two up there, that's only seventeen.
Ada : Where's the last one.
Adolf's Guard #1 : [Comes into the tunnel with other guards and guns] Don't move.
Adolf : I'm the eighteenth guard.
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Man with Stolen Clothes : [last lines, shoots a gun at them] Ohh, the gods, they led them back to us.
Jackie Condor : [throws them the gold piece] Here, here is the gold you wanted.
Man with Stolen Clothes : Who wants gold, we want water.
Jackie Condor : [throws them an empty jug] here you can have the rest of this, if there is anything left
[they fight over it]
Jackie Condor : it just goes to show that we never know what we need or want.
Ada : I never thought I would see people fighting over water.
Man with Stolen Clothes : [notices that it is empty] Water, WATER!
Jackie Condor : I suggest that we get together and look for it.
[to Ada]
Jackie Condor : Well your our desert expert, where do you think we should go?
Ada : I think we should head that way, there should be an owaysiss to the north.
Elsa : No, I think we should go this way.
Jackie Condor : No, we have to listen to our desert expert.
Man with Stolen Clothes : Ohh, we must have crossed over a million sand dunes.
Ada : [as the camera pulls away eventually showing that they'er in the middle of the desert] I'm sure it's just over the next one. As I was saying, only a quarter of the desert is covered with sand.
Man with Stolen Clothes : The gods must be angry with us.
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Jackie Condor : DON'T LET GO!
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Adolf's Guard #2 : [the fan starts up agian] It's a sucksion.
Jackie Condor : Dead talk.
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Ada : Quick, this whole place is going to explode Jackie.
Jackie Condor : Explode?
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Jackie Condor : [looking at the bomb] What, we only have twenty minutes?
Ada : We were trying to help and then Elsa had to press that button.
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[first lines]
Jackie Condor : Not a good start
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Jackie Condor : [in pain failing to get diamonds] All that for nothing.
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Elsa : [after he snuk into her house and has a bad guy pinned down, to Jackie] Who are you?
Jackie Condor : [to the bad guy] Who are you?
Elsa : I asked you first.
Jackie Condor : Let me ask first
[to bad guy]
Jackie Condor : who are you?
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Jackie Condor : [walks up to ask a man for his motorcycle and accidentally points a gun at the man] Hey you there
[he runs away thinking he is going to shoot him]
Jackie Condor : no wait.
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Jackie Condor : [accidentaly falls on a woman's car] Sorry.
