- Robert: [about Bennie's bloody nose] Grapevine has it he up and hit Greg Foley in the fist with his nose.
- [after Sophie has just broken a date with Robert]
- Irene McCallum: Well, I for one think Robert is quite the gorgeous thing.
- Sophie: Well, he's free tonight.
- Vera Ware: High heels. High-heeled shoes. I came here with one... only one pair - the bridesmaid's shoes. The mice made a bed in them the first season.
- Vera Ware: I don't see what you're going to talk about. He's not educated. Now I'm only thinking of you. Now you know I don't care, but other people... He's...
- Irene McCallum: Ukrainian!
- Sophie: We're going to a movie, not breeding.
- Sophie: All right, Alex, how about we simply court in the traditional, time-honored fashion? Okay, we have a quick bout of nude wrestling, followed by confessions of doubt, leading to mutual rejection and if by some miracle we find it's true love, we'll cry, say we're sorry and then wrestle some more. I'm not marrying a man I don't know, Alex.
- Sophie: Listen, I'll tell you, I finally figured out who those university men wanted to date - versions of themselves with long hair and tits.