It (1990)
Richard Masur: Stanley Uris
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Quotes
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Mike : [Mike opens the fridge to get drinks, and balloons fly out, revealing Stan's severed head] Stan?
Stanley Uris : Sorry I'm late! Well, let's see who's here!
[Looks at Bill]
Stanley Uris : Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-B-B-B-Ba-Billy Boy!
[Looks at Richie]
Stanley Uris : Richie! You still here? We never expected you to stick around! Nice nosejob. No one would ever suspect.
[Looks at Ben]
Stanley Uris : Haystack. Puttin' on a little weight, huh?
[Looks at Beverly]
Stanley Uris : Speaking of dads, Bevvy, yours isn't worried about you anymore. He loves your choice in men.
[Looks at Eddie]
Stanley Uris : Wheezy! How's your sex life?... WHAT'S your sex life?
[Looks at Mike]
Stanley Uris : Well, Mikey, you did it. You got us all back here. I guess it's cause it's the only way you'd ever see us since you're so lame, you'd never leave this town. I finally made it, guys! I'm in the Deadlights now!
[Stan's voice starts to change into Pennywise's]
Stanley Uris : And you know what? It's true what they say; we all float down here. And you will, too. In fact, they ALL float! *THEY ALL FLOAT!*