The Red Green Show (1991–2006)

Graham Greene: Edgar K. B. Montrose

Quotes 

• Edgar Montrose : Your wife left you? Blow up the stove. Otherwise you'll start cooking for yourself and that's dangerous.

• Red Green : [trying to unscrew a jar of nitroglycerin]  It would work better if that finger wasn't missing.

  Edgar Montrose : Oh, it's not missing, Red. I know exactly where it is. It's back up at the quarry, still pointing at the "no smoking" sign.