The Red Green Show (1991–2006)

Wayne Robson: Mike Hamar, Mike Hamat, Mike Hammer, Mike Mamar

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Quotes 

• Red Green : I guess crime doesn't pay, huh, Mike?

  Mike Hamar : Not the way I do it.

• [Mike enters the lodge with a basket of plums] 

  Mike Hamar : I got some plums for you, Mr. Green. Do you like plums?

  Red Green : Oh, I sure do. Where'd you get those, Mike?

  Mike Hamar : Thompson's Orchard.

  Red Green : Oh, they'll be good.

  Mike Hamar : Yeah.

  Red Green : How much did they cost ya?

  Mike Hamar : Nothin'. I just saw the sign that said, "Pick your own".

  [Red stares at Mike, who realizes his mistake] 

  Mike Hamar : Oh, I didn't know you're supposed to pay. They need a better system.

  Red Green : They need a better fence, Mike. Just put them on the table until they cool off, huh?