Ted & Venus (1991)

Kim Adams: Linda Turner

Quotes 

• Ted Whitley : Excuse my appearance, I arrive by the last thunderbolt; a trifle singed as I came through the ether. My eyes are full of stardust.

  Linda Turner : What do you want, asshole?

  Ted Whitley : I want you to go out with me.

  Linda Turner : Where do you fucking get off? Get out of here!

  Ted Whitley : Will you go out with me?

  Linda Turner : No! I will not go out with you!

  Ted Whitley : [places a chainsaw on the table]  I'm going to ask you one more time and, if the answer is no again, I'm gonna start this thing and begin cutting my fingers off.