Melrose Place (1992–1999)
Thomas Calabro: Dr. Michael Mancini
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Quotes
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Dr. Michael Mancini : It's this building... it makes people nuts. It must be something in the water, something to do with the pool. Come to think of it, I was normal when I moved in.
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Taylor Davis McBride : The baby's kicking again.
Dr. Michael Mancini : Well, of course he is. You're his mother. I'm surprised he's not screaming bloody murder and holding up a liquor store.
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Michael : Call me old-fashioned, but I'd like to know who I'm sleeping with.
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Lexi Sterling Cooper : Get out of my way, moron!
Dr. Michael Mancini : It's "Doctor Moron" for you!
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Sydney Andrews Mancini Fields : Michael, I love you.
Dr. Michael Mancini : Well, that's your problem, isn't it?
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Sydney Andrews Mancini Fields : We're perfect for each other. Don't you get it?
Dr. Michael Mancini : Get this, Sydney. You are one stupid slut who's crossed the line and I don't want to see your face anymore.
Sydney Andrews Mancini Fields : Jane warned me about how cranky you get in the morning.
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[to Matt]
Dr. Michael Mancini : I don't know how it works with your kind, but when I buy a woman a closet full of clothes, it's because I want to see her naked.
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[Eric has sent Megan flowers]
Dr. Michael Mancini : [jealous] This is a doctor's office. Patients have allergies, I have allergies.
Megan Lewis Mancini : No you don't.
Dr. Michael Mancini : Well, I'm developing them.
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[calling Burns, Mancini & Cooper]
Dr. Michael Mancini : Megan! I need a favor!
Megan Lewis Mancini McBride : Uh, you have the wrong number!
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[Taylor wants to go with Michael to his college reunion]
Dr. Michael Mancini : The answer is no! You're probably too pregnant to travel anyway.
Taylor Davis McBride : I'm not that delicate!
Dr. Michael Mancini : No, but you'll probably throw the plane out of balance.
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[learning that Megan is a hooker]
Dr. Michael Mancini : I've had a lot of practice dealing with women who, shall we say... stray from the norm.
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[about Megan]
Dr. Michael Mancini : If you get us back together, what's in it for you?
Jennifer Mancini : ["Godfather" voice] One day Michael, I will come to you for a favor, and when I do, you will grant me that favor... no matter what it is. Capiche?
Dr. Michael Mancini : [pause] You're the weird one in the family... you know that, right?
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Dr. Brett "Coop" Cooper : Is it weird to show compassion? To want to give life back to a patient?
Dr. Michael Mancini : Dr. Frankenstein said the same thing.
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Dr. Brett "Coop" Cooper : You know, you have got to be the lowest form of life I've encountered since the last time I stepped on a slug!
Dr. Michael Mancini : Well why don't you just leave before I throw you out with the rest of the medical waste.
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Dr. Michael Mancini : What was I thinking? That you'd actually listen to me? That you'd actually stay out of my life? Course you won't. You can't. You haven't got the capabilities! It's like asking an ape to do algebra.
Taylor Davis McBride : Now now Michael. Apes are very intelligent.
