All-American Murder (1991 Video)

Charlie Schlatter: Artie Logan

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Quotes 

• Logan : "Well I hope it doesn't bite."

  Decker : " You hope what doesn't bite?"

  Logan : "The bug up your ass! It's crawlin' around there right now thinking the same thing I am."

  Decker : "And what's that?"

  Logan : "Wow! I've never seen a bigger asshole before in my life!"

• Decker : " Do you play any sports?"

  Logan : " Yeah, I run the bath, I catch cold, I jump to conclusions, I'm good at all those."

• Cop : "We've got enough to put you away, we've got your apartment, with a dead body, and I'll bet it's your knife in his back."

  Logan : "Of course It's my knife you sausage! What else would the killer use to frame me?"

• Logan : They've sent me the jokers, you must be the ace."