Tenchi Muyo! (1992–2005)

Masami Kikuchi: Tenchi Masaki

Quotes 

• Tenchi Masaki : Curiosity kill the cat. Lucky for me, I'm not a cat!

  [laughs] 

• Ayeka and Mihoshi : Hi, Tenchi!

  [they walk towards him, but Ryoko trips them] 

  Ryoko : Hee hee! Too bad! I'm going to be the first person to give Tenchi a hug!

  [she sees Ryo-oki on Tenchi. Ryoko falls] 

  Ryo-Ohki : Meaow! Meow!

  [Ryoko snatches Ryo-oki] 

  Ryoko : I said I'm first!

  Washu Hakubi : Nice to meet you. My name is Washu. I would like to thank you for saving me from Kagato.

  Tenchi Masaki : Oh... uh...

  Washu Hakubi : I like you. You wanna be a guinea pig for my experiment?

  Ryoko : [Ryoko grabs Washu]  Listen, Mom!

  [Sasami hugs Tenchi than everyone else goes and thanks Tenchi] 

  Ryoko : Shut up!

  [the spaceship splits in half. Everyone gets confused] 

  Washu Hakubi : I guess the spaceship was cut in half also.

  All : Let's get out of here!

  [the ship explodes] 

• Washu : I'm ready now!

  Tenchi Masaki : Uh, what's with the nurse's outfit?

  Washu : I'm the angel of mercy, Tenchi.

  [she laughs] 

  Tenchi Masaki : [Washu grabs Tenchi's underwear]  Aah! What are you doing?

  Washu : I just need some sperm samples.

  Tenchi Masaki : What? You're joking right? Stop it!

  Washu : Don't woory. Strictly medical, right? Hello!

  Tenchi Masaki : No!

  Washu : I got magic fingers.

  Tenchi Masaki : I don't care.

  Washu : You want me to stop it?

  Tenchi Masaki : That's what I just said!

  Washu : Naah! You don't want me to stop it!

  Tenchi Masaki : Yes! I do, too! Oh no!

  Washu : Let's shake the dew off this lily, shall we?

  [she reaches in Tenchi's underwear] 

  Mihoshi : Excuse me.

• Tenchi Masaki : What is that sound?

  Washu : It sounds like Mihoshi's shuttle.

  Washu : [Tenchi sits up pn his futon]  This can't be good.

• Ryoko : [Tenchi reaches the surface of the water, then he goes into shock, and turns]  Why are you being so shy? You seen me naked before, remember? In side the cave?

  Tenchi Masaki : Yeah, I remember. But then you were just a mummy.

• Tenchi Masaki : [Japanese version. Tenchi is being pulled by Ayeka and Ryoko]  Ay-yi.

• Tenchi Masaki : Huh?

  [his leg is stuck] 

  Tenchi Masaki : Geez! I can't get it out!

  Washu Hakubi : And now I'm worried.

  [Mihoshi and Ayeka fall] 

• Sasami, Tsunami : Are you okay?

  Tenchi Masaki : Uh, yeah. I'm fine. Uh, thank you, Sasami.

  Sasami, Tsunami : Because you look really pale, and your nose is bleeding.

  [Tenchi covers his nose] 

  Sasami, Tsunami : You're a naughty boy, are you, Tenchi

  [Tenchi splashes Sasami with water] 

  Tenchi Masaki : [with his mouth covered]  No, it's not that, it's uh... I got dizzy, cause of the hot water.

  Sasami, Tsunami : Really?

  Tenchi Masaki : Sorry for being naughty.

  Sasami, Tsunami : [patting Tenchi's head]  That's my boy.

• Ryoko : [Ryoko walks towrd Tenchi, and hits him. They fall to the ground, and Ryoko gets up]  Oh, I'm sorry. Are you all right?

  Tenchi Masaki : What? Ryoko, what's the idea?

  Ryoko : I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention. I'm so clumsy.

  Ryoko : [Tenchi gets confuse]  My name is Ryoko, and I'm...

  Tenchi Masaki : Huh?

  Ryoko : Oh, embarrassed.

  Ayeka Masaki Jurai : [to Sasami]  What are you doing?

  Sasami Masaki Jurai : Uh, Ayeka.

  Ayeka Masaki Jurai : What? What is it?

  Ryoko : Uh, can I ask you your name?

  Tenchi Masaki : Huh? Ryoko, are you sick? I mean what's the matter?

  Ryoko : [Ryoko pushes him]  Oh, Tenchi, you are a bold one, aren't you?

  Tenchi Masaki : What's wrong with you?

  Mihoshi : Ryoko, your face is red. What's wrong? Do you have a cold?

  Ryoko : Go away. I'm at the important part.

  Mihoshi : I got some great cold medicine.

  Ryoko : I don't want it!

  Mihoshi : Sure you do. You have to take care of yourself.

  Mihoshi : [she starts to grab Ryoko]  The cure is to cure it early.

  Ryoko : Let me go! Get your hands off me!

  Mihoshi : You're acting like a child!

  Ryoko : Please stop! Let me go!

  [they leave. Tenchi watches] 

• Tenchi Masaki : Are we done yet? Have you gotten anything? Sasami's got breakfast, you know.

  Washu : I have all the samples I need for analysis. Ah! Except for the most important one.

• Tenchi Masaki : I'm leaving!

  Washu : Oh, Tenchi, please! It'll just be a minute. I only need to examine you a little bit.

  Tenchi Masaki : But I have to go to the field now.

  Washu : You promised you'll be my guinea pig, didn't you?

  Tenchi Masaki : Now there's a conversation I don't recall.

  Washu : [rubbing her head on Tenchi]  Tenchi, darling, please?

  Tenchi Masaki : Um... maybe later when I get back. I gotta go, ok? Bye.

  [Tenchi runs off] 

  Washu : Oh, you mean thing!

  Tenchi Masaki : [Ryoko appears. She is about to grab Washu, but Tenchi comes back. Ryoko's face turns red]  Little Washu! Do you know where my gloves are?

  Washu : [Tenchi's gloves appears in Washu's hands]  Oh! How'd they get here?

  Tenchi Masaki : I knew it was you, Washu.

  [Tenchi grabs his gloves and they both laugh] 

  Washu : [to Ryoko]  Oh, by the way, what are you doing here?

  [Ryoko just stares at Tenchi] 

  Washu : Hello?

  [she waves her hand in front of Ryoko's face] 

  Washu : Oh well.

  [Washu and Tenchi leave] 

  Dr. Clay : Damn Washu. She won't follow into our hands very easily. Funny, she called that boy her guinea pig. Hmm...