Animaniacs (1993–1998)
Rob Paulsen: Yakko Warner, Pinky, Dr. Otto Scratchensniff, Additional Voices, Katie's Dad, Dr. Otto Scratchansniff, Garth Algar, Thomas Jefferson, Alex Quebec, Announcer, Big Ed, Blink Winkleman, Board Chairman, Boy Snuggler, Bristly, Caroler #1, Cartoon Dog, Clint Eastwood, Colin's Dad, Cow Salesman, Cowboy #3, Dr. Baboo, Dr. George, Dwarf #1, Ferdinand Magellan, Fowlmouth, Frank Farmer, Gatekeeper, Geraldo Rivera, Gunter, H.G. Wells, Hansel, Henry Kissinger, Hooknose Harold, Jerry Seinfeld, Joe Eszterhas, Joel Schumacher, Joseph Stalin, King #2, Klaatu, Kwai Yan Kee, Larry Dover, Larry Dover (Singer #3), Mailbox, Max Lowe, Mobster, Mr. Hooper, Mr. Johnson, Mr. Squadoo, Norm, Pavlov, Phil, Pomme de Tere, Porky Pig, Prince Andrew, Prof. Mariachi, Punchline, Ralph Jr., Reef Blunt, Reporter #2, Rock Singers, Roy Blowfinger, Soldier #3, Steve Urkel, Stork, The Soothsayer, Toby the Ice Cream Man, Tom Ruegger, Tony, Travis Coates, Tweedle Dumber, Umpire, Walrusman, White Rabbit, Wolf Spritzer, Zombies
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Quotes
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[Yakko's just sung a song listing eight of the nine planets of the solar system]
Yakko Warner : There you go, that's our solar system.
Wakko Warner : You forgot Uranus.
Yakko Warner : [blowing a kiss to the audience] Good NIGHT, everybody.
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Yakko : Wait a minute. You expect us poor, innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a church?
Wakko , Yakko , Dot : We'll do it.
Yakko : But we're not doing it for art. We're not doing it for the sake of money. No! We're doing it because we love painting naked people.
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Man : Do you know who I am?
Yakko : Why? Did you forget?
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[Dot has just forgotten her line after about twenty tries and lets out a stream of obscenities]
Yakko : That was my cute little sister who said that.
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Yakko : Early to rise and early to bed/Makes a man healthy, but socially dead.
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Yakko : Alas, poor Yorik!
Dot : [translating] Woah! Check out Skull Head.
Yakko : I knew him Horatio: A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
Dot : [translating] He was funny.
Yakko : He hath borne me on his back a thousand times.
Dot : [translating] He gave me piggy back rides.
Yakko : And now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it.
Dot : [translating] I'm going to blow chunks.
Yakko : [kisses Skull Head] Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft.
Dot : [translating] We kissed a lot. NOT!
Yakko : Where be your gibes now? Your gamboles? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?
Dot : [translating] How come you're not funny now?
Yakko : Not one now to mock your own grinning? Quite chap-fallen?
Dot : [translating] No one's laughing now and by the way your lower jaw's missing
Yakko : Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favor she must come; make her laugh at that.
Dot : [translating] Follow that woman and tell her no matter how much make up she wears, she's still going to croak and end up looking just like you, and see if she laughs.
Yakko : Prithee, Horatio, tell me one thing.
Dot : What'd you find in the hole?
Wakko : Our next cartoon.
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Yakko Warner : We protest you calling us "little kids". We prefer to be called "vertically-impaired pre-adults".
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Pinky : I think so, Brain, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?
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Yakko : Is this you? Are you happily engrossed in inconsequential cartoon trivia to the point that your socks can probably stand up by themselves?
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Dr. Scratchensniff : Dot, would you care to give it a try? But, I'd like you to make a little curtsey.
Dot : Thanks, but I did before I left home.
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Yakko : And the moral of today's story is: If you can't say something nice, you're probably at the Ice Capades.
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Mr. Director : Where are you kids going?
Yakko : Jan Murray's house?
Mr. Director : You kids are going to be in my movie.
Warners : Movie?
Mr. Director : Who were you talking to?
Wakko : The people watching us on TV.
Mr. Director : Peoples? What peoples?
[peering really close to the camera]
Mr. Director : HELLO, NICE PEOPLE IN THE TV!
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Yakko : Remember kids, Yakko spelled backwards is Okkay!
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Yakko : [whenever he catches an innuendo] Good Night Everybody!
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Brain-2-Me-2 : This is it, Pinky-O, our moment of truth. Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
3-Pinky-0 : Um, I think so, Brain-2, but a show about two talking lab mice? Huh, it'll never get on the air.
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Dr. Scratchensniff : [Showing Dot how to make a curtsey] Make a little curtsey. A CURTSEY!
Yakko , Wakko : [Yakko and Wakko laughing and imitating Dr Scratchensniff] Make a little curtsey. A CURTSEY.
Dr. Scratchensniff : Stop with the fun at me.
Yakko : Then please stop being so funny.
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Pinky : I think so Brain, but I can't memorize a whole opera in Yiddish!
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Mr. Director : Hoyl! How'd you... with the going... you were there... but here now... you are... for me to see... how'd you do...
Yakko : You understand any of that?
Wakko : I think he said: "Hoyl! How'd you... with the going... you were there... but here now... you are... for me to see... how'd you do...
Yakko : Thanks for clearing that up.
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Ivan Bloski : Shhh. Shhh. Do you know what that means?
Yakko : You got a slow leak?
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Yakko : How's it going, Scratchy?
Dr. Scratchensniff : I take umbrage at that.
Yakko : Oh, sure! Take all the umbrage. Don't leave any for us.
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Yakko : [very loudly] ALL RIGHT! IN THIS SCENE...
Mr. Director. : Oy! Too loud! Make with the whisper! Don't with the loud-maker-talk!
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Yakko : Don't worry, siblings. We'll sell that nice man a box of cookies, or die trying. Or try dying. Or do some tie-dyeing.
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Dr. Scratchensniff : Stop playing with my bust.
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Yakko : You'll never live to regret it.
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Howie Tern : I am Howie Tern! I'm a big star! I'm a household name!
Yakko : So is the Mister Tidy Bowl man. Are you related?
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Death : [Swedish accent]
[terms for checkers game]
Death : I win... Wakko goes with me. You win, you get to stay together forever. Agreed?
Yakko : [dot and yakko are dazed and in a trance]
[speaking flatly]
Yakko : We Accept...
Dot : [flatly also] To accept is to Yield...
Yakko : To yield is to allow on-coming traffic the right of way...
Dot : Your breath is like the breeze off a land fill...
Yakko : Food particles are wedged between your teeth...
[Yakko and Dot snap out of trance and Start dancing]
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Yakko : Well, we've decided. In outer space it's okay to wear white shoes after Labor Day.
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A Crowd : Shhh.
Yakko : What, are you leaky tires?
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Yakko : You know, you'd make a fortune renting your head out as a balloon.
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Yakko : Who's the ham on rye?
Dan Anchorman : That's me!
Yakko : Remember, you said that. We didn't.
Dot : I'm famished.
[Dot grabs the sandwich and bites into it]
Dan Anchorman : How dare you take a bite out of my sandwich!
Dot : You want it back?
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Wakko : Why does Mr. Plotz want to see me?
Dr. Scratchensniff : Because you ate his conference table, Wakko.
Wakko : But I was HUNGRY.
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[Wakko & Scratchensniff are trapped in an elevator]
Wakko : Wanna hear a knock-knock joke?
Dr. Scratchensniff : Ok.
Wakko : Knock-knock.
Dr. Scratchensniff : Who's there?
Wakko : Max.
Dr. Scratchensniff : Max who?
Wakko : Max wants to come in an' go crazy.
Dr. Scratchensniff : See, that's not funny because it's not really a joke.
Wakko : It is if you know Max.
Dr. Scratchensniff : But I DON'T know Max.
Wakko : If you did you'd be laughin'.
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Dan Anchorman : I placed this order an hour ago! Are your out of your minds?
Yakko : No, but we're out of our pickles. You'll have to take coleslaw.