- Dot: Roses are red, violets are blue / That's what they say, but it just isn't true / Roses are red, and apples are, too / But violets are violet, violets aren't blue / An orange is orange, but Greenland's not green / A pinky's not pink, so what does it mean? / To call something blue when it's not, we defile it / But what the heck, it's hard to rhyme violet.
- [Yakko's just sung a song listing eight of the nine planets of the solar system]
- Yakko Warner: There you go, that's our solar system.
- Wakko Warner: You forgot Uranus.
- Yakko Warner: [blowing a kiss to the audience] Good NIGHT, everybody.
- Yakko: Wait a minute. You expect us poor, innocent children to climb up dangerous scaffolding and paint naked people all over a church?
- Wakko, Yakko, Dot: We'll do it.
- Yakko: But we're not doing it for art. We're not doing it for the sake of money. No! We're doing it because we love painting naked people.
- [Dot has just forgotten her line after about twenty tries and lets out a stream of obscenities]
- Yakko: That was my cute little sister who said that.
- Dot: Don't look down. You might fall and hit your head and die and your brains would leak out alllllll over.
- Dot: Little Miss Muffet. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet / And boy what a big tuffet she had! If you're feeling insecure, just sit next to her / And then you won't feel quite so bad. Thank you.
- Yakko: Alas, poor Yorik!
- Dot: [translating] Woah! Check out Skull Head.
- Yakko: I knew him Horatio: A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.
- Dot: [translating] He was funny.
- Yakko: He hath borne me on his back a thousand times.
- Dot: [translating] He gave me piggy back rides.
- Yakko: And now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it.
- Dot: [translating] I'm going to blow chunks.
- Yakko: [kisses Skull Head] Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft.
- Dot: [translating] We kissed a lot. NOT!
- Yakko: Where be your gibes now? Your gamboles? Your songs? Your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar?
- Dot: [translating] How come you're not funny now?
- Yakko: Not one now to mock your own grinning? Quite chap-fallen?
- Dot: [translating] No one's laughing now and by the way your lower jaw's missing
- Yakko: Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favor she must come; make her laugh at that.
- Dot: [translating] Follow that woman and tell her no matter how much make up she wears, she's still going to croak and end up looking just like you, and see if she laughs.
- Yakko: Prithee, Horatio, tell me one thing.
- Dot: What'd you find in the hole?
- Wakko: Our next cartoon.
- Stewardess: Welcome to Air Pacific, the Jolly Airline. Our deluxe 757 is equipped with a number of safety features to use in case of an emergency, such as our fuel tanks explode, and we crash like a fiery ball into the sea. You'll find life jackets under your seats. In the event of a water landing, they will keep you afloat, unless you are seized by a giant squid, and dragged screaming beneath the waves. Thank you for choosing Air Pacific. You have well over a forty percent chance of landing safely. Enjoy your flight.
- Satan: Beyond these doors is an agony worse than all others. You will remain in here for eternity listening to... whiny protest songs from the Sixties.
- Yakko Warner: We protest you calling us "little kids". We prefer to be called "vertically-impaired pre-adults".
- Arch Bishop: King Yakko, your throne.
- Wakko Warner: The throne? How do you lift the lid?
- Dot: Since when do *you* lift the lid?
- Girth Plotz: We meet again, Princess.
- Dot: That's Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Francesca Banana Fanna Lay Onna Pile Of Origami the Third. But you can call me Dot.
- Yakko: Is this you? Are you happily engrossed in inconsequential cartoon trivia to the point that your socks can probably stand up by themselves?
- Wakko: Hey, mister, what's this?
- Ivan Bloski: A vomit bag.
- Wakko: Ah, poo. I got gypped. There's none in here.
- Dr. Scratchensniff: Dot, would you care to give it a try? But, I'd like you to make a little curtsey.
- Dot: Thanks, but I did before I left home.
- Yakko: And the moral of today's story is: If you can't say something nice, you're probably at the Ice Capades.
- Wakko: Dear Santa, I have been ever so good this year. I would like a new mallet and a shiny brass anvil.
- Mr. Director: Where are you kids going?
- Yakko: Jan Murray's house?
- Mr. Director: You kids are going to be in my movie.
- Warners: Movie?
- Mr. Director: Who were you talking to?
- Wakko: The people watching us on TV.
- Mr. Director: Peoples? What peoples?
- [peering really close to the camera]
- Mr. Director: HELLO, NICE PEOPLE IN THE TV!