Tales of the City (1993)

Chloe Webb: Mona Ramsey

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• [Mona opens Michael's door to find him in bed with Jon] 

  Mona Ramsay : Hi, I'm Nancy Drew. You must be the Hardy Boys.

• Mona Ramsay : Coke?

  Mary Ann Singleton : No thanks, I'm on a diet. Do you have any Fresca?

• Mrs. Madrigal : He's a sweet boy, Mona. I approve of him wholeheartedly.

  Mona Ramsay : You make it sound like we're married or something.

  Mrs. Madrigal : There are all kinds of marriages, dear.

  Mona Ramsay : I don't think you understand the trip with me and Michael.

  Mrs. Madrigal : Mona, lots of things are more binding than sex. They last longer too.

• Mona Ramsay : Michael, I think D'orothea has a drug problem.

  Michael : What makes you think that?

  Mona Ramsay : Yesterday I was in her study on the phone calling information trying to get her parents phone number and home address in Oakland when I found a horde of these totally unidentifiable capsules in her desk drawer while I was looking for a pen to write down her parents address. And later when I asked her about the pills, she started acting really... jumpy.

  Michael : Has she been acting jumpy otherwise?

  Mona Ramsay : Well... no, not exactly.

  Michael : Then it's probably nothing. Relax.

  Mona Ramsay : I can't. I'm saving my last Quaalude for Christmas Eve.

• Mona Ramsay : Mouse. Jesus. I figured you got kidnapped by the CIA.

  Michael : Long time, huh?

  Mona Ramsay : Three months.

  Michael : Yeah, that's about my average.

  Mona Ramsay : Oh, you got the shaft?

  Michael : Well, we parted amiably enough. He was terribly civilized about it and I sat in Lafayette Park and cried all morning. Yeah, I got the shaft.