Walker, Texas Ranger (1993– )
Noble Willingham: C.D. Parker, Jake, Saloon Keeper
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Quotes
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Ranger Jimmy Trivette : Cookies and cream, Big Dog?
C.D. Parker : This isn't an intensive care and your feet aren't plastered to cement. Come on back here and help yourself. I'm busy!
[Trivette walks behind counter]
Ranger Cordell Walker : I'd like some coffee!
Ranger Jimmy Trivette : Sure, customer! Coming right up!
[Alex walks in]
A.D.A. Alex Cahill : Hey guys!
C.D. Parker : Would you like some coffee?
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C.D. Parker : [Jimmy is trying to bring C.D. into the information age] I don't need the internet. When I was a kid, My mother only had a phone... She never took calls after 8 p.m.
Ranger Jimmy Trivette : Did it have a crank?
C.D. Parker : What did you just call me?
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Francis Gage : I'd like a soda, C.D...
C.D. Parker : Is your foot in a bear trap? You've been comin' here long enough. Get your own soda.
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C.D. Parker : [to Alex after she tastes his chili, and says it not hot] Were you born on the sun, honey?
