Coneheads (1993)
Sinbad: Otto
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Quotes
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Otto : Are you telling me you don't have a social security number?
Beldar Conehead : Correct.
Otto : Why not?
Beldar Conehead : I am an illegal alien.
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Otto : Hey Beldar, got any more of that gum?
Beldar Conehead : Certainly.
[hands him a wrapped condom]
Otto : On second thought, I better not chew and drive.
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Otto : Beldar, do you know the key to success in this country is?
Beldar Conehead : I do not.
Otto : Well, I'm gonna tell you. Look good. Be your own boss. Never get chained to a desk. When it comes to business, take cash only.
Beldar Conehead : Look good, be own boss, no desk, cash only.
Otto : You got it.
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Customer : Hey, Otto, this dude's almost as fast as you are.
Otto : Nah, man, this boy is the best. Shows up on time, gives me an honest day's work. You can't find people like this anymore.
Customer : You know, that's right.
Otto : These other dudes, these white boys and the brothers show up late, they loaf around. All they want is a check.
Customer : I heard that.
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Beldar Conehead : Excuse me, Otto, I am feeling it is time for midday cessation of activities for protein-carbo intake.
Otto : Yeah, sure. Take your lunch break.
Beldar Conehead : Lunch. Lunch. Lunch. Lunch.
Otto : The boy loves to eat.
Beldar Conehead : Lunch-lunch. Lunch. Lunch. Lunch-lunch-lunch. Lunch. Lunch! Lunch-lunch! Lunch! Lunch!
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Otto : Beldar, If you're gonna live here and have kids, you're going to have to get yourself together. Buy yourself a car, maybe get a hat for that head. And *got* to do something about those teeth.
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Otto : A more honorable man I have not known.
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Otto : Once again you have pulled me from the fire!