The Program (1993)

Duane Davis: Alvin Mack

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• Alvin Mack : Let's open up a can of kick ass and kill 'em all, let the paramedics sort 'em out.

• Alvin Mack : Hey 23, don't think I don't recognize you, you poo-butt motherfucker! Hey pay attention when I'm talking to you, nigga!

  Mississippi Tailback : What?

  Alvin Mack : You're the guy who shot my mother aren't you?

  Mississippi Tailback : Shut up man, you know I never knew your mother.

  Alvin Mack : You were trying to steal her car, you cocksucker. You didn't think I was going to find you nigga, but I got you now, nigga. I'm gonna bust your gut open and watch you die!

• Alvin Mack : Hey Bud is it true, Joe's out four fuckin' games?

  Bud-Lite Kaminski : Yea.

  Alvin Mack : Shit, defense is gonna have to pitch shut-outs now...

  [to Lattimer] 

  Alvin Mack : And you're gone for three? What the hell did you take that shit for?

  Steve Lattimer : Nobody seemed to mind when I was laying people out!

  Alvin Mack : Sh*t, I bust chops too, you don't see me all fu**ed up!

  Steve Lattimer : Not everybody has your ability Alvin, you do what you do to play!

  Alvin Mack : Well you ain't playin much now are ya?

• Alvin Mack : All you need to know is how to sign an NFL contract... period.

  Darnell Jefferson : I know man but I promised the Rev. I'd get a degree, I don't wanna let him down.

  Alvin Mack : Whatchu think nigga... you gonna be on the supreme court?

• Coach Winters : Alright, this is Mississippi State's offensive set. Second and two on our own 24, what defensive set might we call?

  Alvin Mack : Eagle Zipper Hero, unless the setback shifts into the I.

  Coach Winters : Good

  [clicks to next slide] 

  Coach Winters : , third and seven?

  Alvin Mack : Oakie Thunder Lion.

  Coach Winters : What's your assignment?

  Alvin Mack : Kill the quarterback.

  Coach Winters : [clicks to next slide] 

  Alvin Mack : Hit the tight end so hard his girlfriend dies.

  Coach Winters : [clicks to next slide] 

  Alvin Mack : Kill everybody.

• Alvin's Tutor : Which two city-states fought in the Punic Wars?

  Alvin Mack : I dunno, Detroit and Buffalo?